clacker

Australian slang for "anus"

I'm gonna shove it right up your clacker.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Grandpa's Clackers

The saggy, wrinkly testicles of an old man. They are the complete opposed of jerky sack.

Suzie loves older men. She especially enjoys the sex and playing with Grandpa's Clackers when they fall out of her lover's bermuda shorts.

by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009

clack dish

When you're having sex and you pull out a paper plate and jizz on it, then proceed to shove it in your sexual partners face like a pie

Bro what happend to the last of our paper plates?
Oh ya know last night I gave Jill the clack dish.

by Apple John June 3, 2016

curly clocksprings

Slang term for pubic hairs

I pulled down her panties to reveal her curly clocksprings

by Benedict Betts December 21, 2006

clocksucker

Someone who wastes tremendous amounts of your time with no useful result.

1. After 2 years of dating, he didn't propose. She said "you are such a clocksucker!"

2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.

by Cody May 6, 2004

clickstalk

to gather personal information about a person over the internet, often for devious and malignant purposes.

My ex started sending hatemail to my girlfriend. She found my girlfriend's address when she was clickstalking me on facebook.

by reddragonakai January 14, 2008

cracksicle

n. A piece of, or pieces of, crack rock strategically hidden inside of an icecream cone, and usually sold out of an old white van by a parole violating sex offender. Creepy music is usually involved.

Tom: Hey man, what is the ice cream truck doing riding around at noon in February?!

Matt: Oh, he's just selling cracksicles.

by Matthew Wilkes May 14, 2008