Christian Minecraft Server

The holiest of all Minecraft servers in which there shall be no swearing.

Kyle: Frick u
Chad: no swearing on my christian Minecraft server bro

by crustycrocs September 2, 2019

Christian Bale'd

Essentially to "bail out" but in a manner more similar to Christian Bale's various escapes and feats of marvel while in his Batman character. Can be used to describe a dramatic, thrilling retreat, or, conversely, a boring flee that has no whiff of epic.

Matt: Wow dude, how'd you ever get from your dinner date to happy hour so fast?
Patrick: I Christian Bale'd on Marissa.

*glass click

Bane: How the hell did Bruce Wayne get out of that huge pit I put him in?
Random Person: How do you think? Christian Bale'd the fuck out of there.

by Thetimothy July 22, 2012

Christian "CC" Coma

The crazy and childish drummer for the band Black Veil Brides. Known to be the "band joker" as well as the best dancer.

Person A: Bro did you see this video. Black Veil Brides' drummer Christian "CC" Coma has a solo

Person B: CC has a solo. He's the best drummer ever.

by I hate humanity June 6, 2018

holiday christian

When someone only attends church services during the holidays but not during the other days that church gatherings take place. Instead they "feel" the spirit only around times where everyone will see them at church which just happens to be at the Holidays or they feel they can't sufficiently celebrate the holidays without going to church and paying their dues.
~ A negative connotation ~

I swear I haven't seen the Jones at Church all year...It's Christmas eve and now they decide to show up...I swear there such "holiday christians"

by Poogie Monster January 3, 2008

Arthur McKay Christian aitkens

Arthur McKay and Christian aitkens are brothers

Arthur mckay Christian aitkens are in love with each other, their blood brothers, leave them be, can't stop their feelings, hope they marry secretly

by Arthursgirlboy October 31, 2023

Christian Mingle

A website full of horny christians just lookin to bang.

Man have you been on Christian Mingle yet? Those nuns be crispy like you nevuh seen!

by PooBurr December 27, 2011

Christian porn

An elusive genre of pornography deemed non-sinful by some slightly less repressed Christian sects on account of it shows actual Christian married couples portraying the parts of actual Christian married couples engaging in the limited set of Bible-approved reproductive sexual activities, for the purpose of providing instruction to purchasers, also supposedly actual Christian married couples. Christian porn films are made under very strict guidelines, and are not to be found at the local pornorama, where they might fall into the hands of masturbating heathens.

I tried to get hold of of some Christian porn, but they wouldn't give me any cause I'm not married. Or Christian. So fuck them.

by pandeism October 1, 2010