chorton

-noun

1). A mixture between a chode and an Orton

2). DaChota Orton
3). A deragatory term used for slander
4). Anything that is over 9000!!!!!!

Dan - "Hey it's Chorton!"
Chorton - "Hey guys.."
Birch - "Oh Chorton"

Birch - "DeChota. Orton. CHORTON!!"

by j3wontherun May 20, 2010

Chortle

Sucking dick in an aggressive manner, often times going down the throat.

"Damn dude, Stacy chortled my balls last night."
"Nice man, but watch out, she's a hoe."

by Rc__ November 1, 2017

Wellington Chortle

The act of regurgitating beef wellington into a british whore's vagina when something particularly drule is said.

After a supple continental breakfast and some shrimp on the barbey, I put on my knickers and gave meredith a well deserved Wellington Chortle; Spot on, she said.

by BES the best July 18, 2006

Choptart

1. A Poptart and a Pork Chop combined. 2. A name for a youtuber who makes it on to the top charts.

Oh man that Youtuber is such a Choptart.

by lulz123321 November 14, 2011

The chort

the chort is the way Coach Z says the cheat...

The kings gone mad with power! He's gonna eat the chort!

by laurstanz August 30, 2003

chortley

Chortley (n): A very obese, short man, resembling a chode.
Chortley was invented in 2007 and is awaiting websters approval for their dictionary.

Chortley is composed of the words CHODE, PORT, and RIPLEY. The man resembles a CHODE. He likes Sea Men, like a sea PORT. And hes in RIPLEY's believe it or not for being so unusually fat and chode-like.

"Wow, look at that fuckin' Chortley, hes such a dick. Lets go beat the shit out of him"

"Good Grief, you fat piece of shit, youre such a chortley, c'mon!"

by Brian Crane March 1, 2008

Chertastic

To have the essence of Cher in your demeanor or physical appearance/style.

M:I just bought this lace dress. It'll look great with my ass tats.
K:OMC! Love it! It's so Chertastic!

by Mmm Fed September 22, 2011