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Chick Gapping

The female form of manspreading (the practice whereby a man adopts a sitting position with his legs wide apart, particularly in a public place).
"I was trying to mind my own business on the subway this morning, but the woman across from me was chick gapping like she was Sharon Stone".

Chick Flick moment 

An emotional moment, from chick flick movies, used by Dean Winchester on the show Supernatural.
"Eeeew!!!! Chick Flick Moment!"

chick dump 

When a chick takes a dump in your bathroom. It's usually much quicker than a dude's dump (but still a few minutes longer than a tinkle) and when you enter you don't smell shit, but an overwhelming reek of perfume or scented deorderizer. They might deny they took a dump in your bathroom, but you know.
"I'm going to go take a chick dump in your parents' bathroom." - Chris's girlfriend on 'Family Guy'
chick dump by Tallyho Chap! May 18, 2012

Chick-Faced dude 

A dude with a chick's face. Usually wears bandannas and capri pants.
Woah, look at that chick-faced dude over there
Chick-Faced dude by blahhhhhg December 7, 2009

chick-koom

The sound of a 20-foot rocket launching in an appreciably arid area, heard from about a mile away. It may be accompanied by a visible vapor trail that is either straight or shaped like a corkscrew; and it is considered to be exciting, regardless.
"What's it like to see it go up? It's 'chick-koom,' and it's gone," Judy Wallin said. "It is exciting."
area woman discussing Upham, New Mexico's future spaceport
chick-koom by BillyJack June 16, 2009

Chickapotamus 

The chickopotamus (Chickapotamus amphibius) or Chicko is a large, mostly plant-eating mammal found only in the Chickahominy River located in Eastern Virginia, and one of only three extant species in the family Hippopotamidae (the others are the Hippopotamus and the Pygmy Hippopotamus). The chickopotamus is the heaviest extant artiodactyl, despite being considerably shorter than the giraffe.

The chickopotamus is semi-aquatic, inhabiting the Chickahominy River where territorial bulls preside over a stretch of the river and groups of 5 to 10 females and young. During the day they remain cool by staying in the water or mud, most commonly near cypress trees; reproduction and childbirth both occur in water. They emerge at dusk to graze on grass. While chickopotamuses rest near each other in the water, grazing is a solitary activity and chickopotamuses are not territorial on land.

The chickopotamus is recognizable for its barrel-shaped torso, enormous mouth and teeth, nearly-hairless body, stubby legs and tremendous size. It is the third-largest land mammal by weight (between 1½ and 3½ tons), behind the white rhinoceros (1½ to 4 tons) and elephants (3 to 7 tons). Despite its stocky shape and short legs, it can easily outrun a human. Chickopatamuses have been clocked at 18 mph (29 km/h) over short distance. The chickapotamus is one of the most aggressive creatures in the world and is often regarded as the most ferocious animal in Virginia. There are an estimated 10-20 chickapotamuses throughout the Chickahominy River basin. They are still threatened by habitat loss and poaching for their meat and ivory canine teeth.
I was out in the water today and Patrick almost hit a chickapotamus submerged between two cypress trees with our boat.
Chickapotamus by lookoutdrift August 29, 2009