Cheeky Woodsman

A pubic cut on a man who is relatively hairy, he shaves his entire pubic region and leaves the hair on the rest of his body. This gives a bald spot effect as though a woodsman has been playing silly buggers.

Guy A: "You need to check out my pubes man, gave myself a bit of a trim"
Guy B: "That's nothing, check out my cheeky woodsman!"

by jMiR October 13, 2010

cheeky cunt

A light-hearted term of chastisement, usually only used among close friends, to refer to someone who is perceived to have been rude or to have taken a liberty. Use of the term usually doesn't indicate real anger, and isn't intended to cause great offence.

1. John takes a sip of Fred's beverage.
"Oi you cheeky cunt, buy your own drink!" says Fred.

2. "Hey Fred, could I get seconds on that spliff?" asks John.
"Don't be a cheeky cunt, wait until it gets passed to you!" replies Fred.

3. "Fucking hell John, I never thought YOU would be able to get with such a fit girl!" exclaims Fred, in disbelief.
"Cheeky cunt!" replies John.

by cheeky_cunt February 18, 2011

cheesy brown

the act of defecating sperm following anal sex

"I just plugged your butt trumpet with love sauce, girl, you better make a cheesy brown."

by Quincy Sebastian McFly May 28, 2014

cunt cheez

(1) a complete fuckin idiot (2) vaginal spewage usually from an STD or yeast infection

(1) Brig fucks everything up, she's such a cunt cheez! (2) I went down on Shelly last night and she had cunt cheez dripping out!

by jcrocsmooth January 26, 2009

cheesy poofs

A fictional brand of cheese-flavoured snack, eaten by South Park kid Eric Cartman.

"Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!"

by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

Cheesy Western

1. An immaculate creation in which an ordinary cheeseburger is made amazing by adding a fried egg, onions, and pickles.

2. Proof that God exists.

3. Signature fare of the Texas Tavern

I prayed to God asking for proof of his existence, and a cheesy western appeared in my hand.

by CapnPlanet32 October 20, 2008

Cheeky Wank

British slang for jerking off (aka squeezing the snake).

She did not want to have sex, instead she sent me out for a cheeky wank.

by Big Sexy 4 March 3, 2010