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Cheetos

Orange crunchy snack that can be cheesy, very cheesy, dangerously cheesy, or spicy. Also many shapes and sizes. There are even non-crunchy ones.
I honestly like the wheel-shaped Cheetos best. I mean, that's just one guy's opinion, though.
by Rodney Basil October 7, 2003
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Hot Cheeto girl

A hot Cheeto girl is typically in high school who thinks she’s a baddie. She usually has dark hair, edges, and long acrylics. (Don’t forget the hot Cheeto dust on her fingers) Her common phrases are “Ayo best friend” “ fight me” “PERIODT”
The Hot Cheeto girl tried to pull a girls ponytail out today for look at her best friend.
by Anonymous 1335544999 October 8, 2019
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Cheeto Jack

(n., adv.) Giving/receiving a hand job with Cheeto residue on the business hand(s).
The first time I got a Cheeto Jack was after my babysitter and I shared a bag of Cheetos. When my mom discovered the Cheeto dust in my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Underwear she about shit.
by Cheeto Jack1 January 9, 2013
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cheeto

a girl who goes to the tanning salon too much and now looks orange, like a cheeto
by ummyeah September 12, 2006
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Cheeto-finger

An adjective used to describe someone who has never actually participated in a given topic (usually sports), and is usually unknowledgeable and/or unintelligible. This word usually describes the obese, cheeto eating, couch potato who thinks they are smart and constantly gives their opinion on sports, and act as i it is complete truth, when in fact he/she knows nothing about the sport.
Look at this guy and his cheeto-finger rankings he made on the current AFC rankings, he should just stick to playing Madden in his mother's basement.

Did anybody look at the cheeto-finger UFC rankings? They have Cody Garbrandt as #8 when he is undefeated and clearly kicking ass. Typical cheeto-finger dog shit.
by gangar5599 May 28, 2017
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cheetolin

"Shemales" or "cheetolins" are in high demand. Most of our resident cheetos are Native American or Mexican American. Cheetos have been known to convert many a straight inmate. Some inmates cannot resist an opportunity to receive oral sex. A recently sentenced cheeto in our pod rejoiced, "I can't wait to get to prison for all that sausage!"
- from Jonsjailjournal
by Shaun Attwood February 28, 2008
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hot cheetos

VERY ADDICTIVE cheetos.....usually know as hot chips,cheetos,flaming hot cheetos...BELEIVE ME THEY ARE VERY ADDICTIVE.....I havent been able to stop eating them for about 6 yrs.
damm i need to stop eating hot cheetos!! doctord orders
by COUldnthnkof123 January 15, 2006
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