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Cheesegod

Cheesegod is the all powerful God of cheese and cheese products. You should pray to the Cheesegod whenever you eat a cheese product or you will be cursed being lactose intolerent.
The Cheesegod is more powerful than god.
by jonnyboy656 September 18, 2011
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cheesebox

a verb use to describe when an individual warms a seat with his/her ass & the warmth remains for the next sitter
"This desk chair is so warm! It was cheeseboxed!"
by ap~lit~ November 17, 2017
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cheesecock

The condition of having copious amounts of "cheese" build-up on or around your penis which causes a distinctly rotten cheese-like odor. This condition usually affects the uncircumcised and the mentally challenged who feel that regular bathing isn't a necessity in life.
Ex. 1) Dude! Did you smell Richard today? That motherfucker's cheesecock is gonna make me puke!

Ex. 2) "I love not showering man...I take the cheese build up and rub it between my fingers, roll it into little balls, sniff it...sometimes I even eat it. I really don't think cheesecock is a bad thing."
by Master Cheese January 22, 2008
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cheesehole

A cheesehole is a nickname for a condition of the chest known as "pectus excavatum"...which basically means chest hole. It is a deformation of the chest at birth, in which the ribs curve in to make an indentation near the lungs. There is a cosmetic surgery to correct this that involves breaking and moving the ribs, but you could also just pump iron until the muscles cover up the indentation. It was given the name "cheesehole" when a cousin of a victim suggested he put nacho cheese in it and eat nachos out of it when they were children. Since then, the word "cheesehole" has spread throughout the midwest United States. Pectus Excavatum isn't as rare as most people think it is. There is another un-named condition called pectus evacuatum in which, naturally, the rubs curve outward instead of inward.
Dude...have you ever like, put cereal in your cheesehole, and used a spoon to eat it out?
by Imza October 6, 2004
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Cheesemosis

When you consume a magnitude of cheese in one sitting usually resulting in a cheese coma or cheese headache and shame.
"Dude, I've ate 10 Grilled Cheeses! Got serious Cheesemosis going on!"
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cheesemuffin

Usually an adjective for a generic or dopey female. One that usually wears tacky or 'cheesy' clothes; ie: Budweiser
tanks and mom jeans would indicate a 'cheesemuffin'.
Jessica Simpson was a total cheesemuffin when she didn't have a stylist. The crimped hair and leopard unitards personified her as a cheesemuffin.
by Audrey J. May 20, 2008
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Cheesemonkey

A very clever monkey who lives in a cave of cheeseburgers, has cheesemonkey farms in Illinois next to walmart, is danish, and hates George W. Bush for eating 2 monkeys and refusing to pay.
cheeto penis envy

im a piece of cheesemonkey - ness! YO
by Sally Jingle Tush March 6, 2008
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