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Cheesemousse

A large mythical creature that one goes hunting for in large groups while standing in a circle, slapping one's legs and clapping one's hands. If one finds a cheesemousse, the mere sight of the creatur will be so disturbing that the entire group will feel the need to run away screaming and deciding that Snipe hunting is a much better pastime. Mainly found and hunted for at Bement Camp and Conference Center.
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
STOP!
(STOP!)
Look! Over there!
(Look! Over there!)
It's...Tim Payne!
(It's...Tim Payne!)
You can't go over Tim Payne 'cause he's too tall!
(You can't go over Tim Payne 'cause he's too tall!)
You can't go around Tim Payne 'cause he's way too jacked!
(You can't go around Tim Payne 'cause he's way too jacked!)
You can't go under Tim Payne 'cause he'll step on you!
(You can't go under Tim Payne 'cause he'll step on you!)
So it looks like were gonna have to go...THROUGH Tim Payne!
(So it looks like were gonna have to go...THROUGH Tim Payne!)
OZZY! OZZY! OZZY!
OY! OY! OY!
OZZY! OZZY! OZZY!
OY! OY! OY!
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
STOP!
(STOP!)
Look! Over there! Its...A CHEESEMOUSSE!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cheesemousse by Phishr October 1, 2005

Cheesetooth

Cheesetooth is a condition which affects mostly only redhead/gingerkids. It is named for the plaque covering one's teeth giving an appearance of a thin layer of yellow cheese. It is most easily noticed on pale-skinned subjects due to the strong contrast between their skin and teeth. They usually smoke cigarettes way too much as well. Also used as an insult to an annoying ginger kid.
Guy #1: Blah Blah Blah Blah BlAAAAH!!!(incoherent annoying words and sounds)

Guy #2: Shut up Scott, you f***in' Cheesetooth!
Cheesetooth by BirdMamma December 12, 2010

Cheeseout 

A night in which unreasonable amount cheese and alcohol is consumed, and the aim is to locate mischevious activity.
'We wanted to go out, but nothing was on, so we got drunk.. and something was on! CHEESEOUT SUCCESS!'
'Don't turn a cheeseout into a cheesemare'
'Are you okay man you look trashed!' 'I wen't to a cheeseout last night..' 'Oh.. (hands over the panadol)'
Cheeseout by Scraggg September 23, 2010

cheesetouchonly 

@cheesetouchonly is one of the most tasteful people on stan twt with over 500million fans in the hm gc
@cheesetouchonly: hi i’m back i reactivated <33
the whole hm gc: OMG DINA?! WHERE WERE YOU WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!! YOU’RE SO TASTEFUL 😍😍😍😍❀️❀️❀️❀️😘😘😘😘😘
cheesetouchonly by PlXELDREAMS October 13, 2020