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Cheesemousse

A large mythical creature that one goes hunting for in large groups while standing in a circle, slapping one's legs and clapping one's hands. If one finds a cheesemousse, the mere sight of the creatur will be so disturbing that the entire group will feel the need to run away screaming and deciding that Snipe hunting is a much better pastime. Mainly found and hunted for at Bement Camp and Conference Center.
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
STOP!
(STOP!)
Look! Over there!
(Look! Over there!)
It's...Tim Payne!
(It's...Tim Payne!)
You can't go over Tim Payne 'cause he's too tall!
(You can't go over Tim Payne 'cause he's too tall!)
You can't go around Tim Payne 'cause he's way too jacked!
(You can't go around Tim Payne 'cause he's way too jacked!)
You can't go under Tim Payne 'cause he'll step on you!
(You can't go under Tim Payne 'cause he'll step on you!)
So it looks like were gonna have to go...THROUGH Tim Payne!
(So it looks like were gonna have to go...THROUGH Tim Payne!)
OZZY! OZZY! OZZY!
OY! OY! OY!
OZZY! OZZY! OZZY!
OY! OY! OY!
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
STOP!
(STOP!)
Look! Over there! Its...A CHEESEMOUSSE!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cheesemousse by Phishr October 1, 2005

Cheesetooth

Cheesetooth is a condition which affects mostly only redhead/gingerkids. It is named for the plaque covering one's teeth giving an appearance of a thin layer of yellow cheese. It is most easily noticed on pale-skinned subjects due to the strong contrast between their skin and teeth. They usually smoke cigarettes way too much as well. Also used as an insult to an annoying ginger kid.
Guy #1: Blah Blah Blah Blah BlAAAAH!!!(incoherent annoying words and sounds)

Guy #2: Shut up Scott, you f***in' Cheesetooth!
Cheesetooth by BirdMamma December 12, 2010

Cheeseout 

A night in which unreasonable amount cheese and alcohol is consumed, and the aim is to locate mischevious activity.
'We wanted to go out, but nothing was on, so we got drunk.. and something was on! CHEESEOUT SUCCESS!'
'Don't turn a cheeseout into a cheesemare'
'Are you okay man you look trashed!' 'I wen't to a cheeseout last night..' 'Oh.. (hands over the panadol)'
Cheeseout by Scraggg September 23, 2010

cheesetouchonly 

@cheesetouchonly is one of the most tasteful people on stan twt with over 500million fans in the hm gc
@cheesetouchonly: hi i’m back i reactivated <33
the whole hm gc: OMG DINA?! WHERE WERE YOU WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!! YOU’RE SO TASTEFUL 😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️😘😘😘😘😘
cheesetouchonly by PlXELDREAMS October 13, 2020

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026