Twitter Creeping

When you go on twitter and look at people's followers, clicking on one of them, and then again on one of their followers, and so on, ad infinitum. For men this primarily takes the form of clicking on what looks like the hottest girl in the tiny little pictures of twitter followers.

Cf. also twitter creep, twitter creeper, and related usages.

"Look at this unbelievable babe."

"Dude, you're twitter creeping again!"

"Always."

by jackfelldown January 22, 2011

cheesin

That big wide smile you get when you're truly happy, content, or satisfied

He told me I was pretty, and I was cheesin for the rest of the day.

I just devoured that piece of chocolate cake and man, I'm cheesin hard.

I thought about the good time we had and I started cheesin.

by 4 July 19, 2005

Creepin it real

Keeping it real in a sexual predator kind of a way-

I was sniffing her hair on the train- I was creepin it real!

by Nihilist Justin October 20, 2008

creepiness limit

The lower age limit for one's girl- or boyfriend, below which the relationship becomes creepy. Found by the following formula:

creepiness limit = 0.5x(your age) + 6

Breaks down when you're below age 13 or over 65, approximately.

Eg. the creepiness limit for a 30-year-old would be 21, but the creepiness limit for an 18-year-old would be 15.

by Dr McSanta November 28, 2007

cheezing

(V.)cheezing is when someone uses a glitch, or a design error in a video game to achieve virtual supremacy over their opponents. often times, the (N.)cheezer will exploit their god-like discovery repeatedly against their opponents, even friends, until he/she quits out of disgust and frustration. cheezers have shown no sign of slowing down in recent years, despite many criticisms coming from popular virtual pundits in the gaming community.

-term is most commonly associated with sports-related or fighting video games.

pronounced (V. chee-Zing) (N. cheese-err) (A. chee-zee)

"walter can you please stop cheezing? maybe you can stop running the same play to randy moss on me everytime? i mean, it's entirely up to you man, but i know you don't want me to spread the word at school that you're a cheezer do you...? yeah, exactly what i thought cunt, now it's time for the noise to be brought on you."

"this lil mark online is a fuckin cheezer homie. yo kareem come look at this shit nigga, Kobe's already got 81 in the first half blood."

"stop fucking cheezing with Liu Kang's bicyle kick fagot. is that the only move you know in mortal kombat you cheezy little bitch? fuck you. (sigh). shit dude."

by shaunyo67 October 27, 2009

cheesing out

When someone has an unusually large smile on their face for some reason, teeth shown, like a 3rd grader asked to say cheese for a school picture

Look at tommy man, cheesing out, fool defiantly got laid last night

by Mandel21 March 11, 2009

Creeping Jesus

Originally used in Ireland to describe a Catholic making a public display of religiosity simply for show.
Nowadays it refers to those who put on a big act to impress people, hypocritically. They creep around pumping hands and grinning like goons, oozing compliments and uttering clichés, all the while dying for a chance to stab you in the back. If you work with one you'll see people getting fired in their wake, and don't be surprised if you're next.

That Creeping Jesus charmed information out of me and then told the boss everything I said, to get me sacked, and he did the same to ten others.

by Winston Ryder September 6, 2007