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turbo charged ass hammer

an erogenous device used for stimulating and/or pleasuring the anus and/or sphinctor region. the device moves in a reciprocating fashion and is usually powered by a small forced induction gasoline engine. variants include the pnuematic air-piston ass hammer and the eletromagnetic anal clapper.
I was looking through Andy's closet for a tennis racket and found his turbo charged ass hammer.
by antonio bovine November 19, 2007
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Banzai Charge

A charge by Japanese soldiers with a bayonet or knife to kill the enemy in battle but also to die in honor if not effective, and to avoid being captured or surrendering. Used a lot WW2. Banzai means Long live the King/Emperor.
I was playing campaign on Call of Duty World at War and I was killed when a soldier used a Banzai Charge. BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Favnila February 1, 2009
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Pocket Charging

When someone'a loins are awakened by the sight of an attractive person in the vicinity.
She's got me pocket charging so hard right now.

I hope she doesn't notice I'm pocket charging.
by FuriousQueso October 25, 2014
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Srs Ogre Charging Biz

The act of being either ogre 1 or 2 and charging for the win.
"This game is srs ogre charging biz yo"
by phantawm May 24, 2009
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Cargiene

Cargiene discribes how well a person keeps their car smelling and looking clean. Hygiene + Car = cargiene.
Oh my god! What was that smell in Rachel's car. I think a rat crawled under the seat and died. She has some serious cargiene issues.
by azptracy April 8, 2010
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Flash-Charge

When your cell phone is dying but you don't have the time to sit and wait for it to fully charge so you leave it in there for a little while so that when you take it out of the charger your phone thinks it has a full battery power.

This often leads to your phone losing battery life and eventually dying on you shortly later after a few texts or calls.
Jane: Why didn't you pick up your phone!
John: It's dead.
Jane: But I saw you take it from the charger before you left.
John: I Flash-Charged it for 20 minutes, and after 5 texts it was done.
by Secret Justin January 30, 2010
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raiden charge

A sex position that involves you flying head first into your girl's vagina while shouting out gibberish. Reference to Raiden's special move in mortal kombat.
I tried the raiden charge on my girlfriend, but my head is sore now.
by Tunnel Snake May 20, 2016
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