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Chunkington

1. A Chunkington is a person who is Overweight, Obese or just generally Fat.

2. Refer to: Heffer, Fatty, Fat Bast*rd/B*tch.
1. Omg, what a chunkington! (context: as you point at a fat person)

2. Stop being such a chunkington (context: somebody is eating too much)

3. You're such a chunkington (context: obvious)

4. Just replace Fatty with the word Chunkington, and it usually works.
by Domje June 9, 2008
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Cwanking

I just caught Chris cwanking over Kate
by rantallen June 2, 2011
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chawking

When you itch your balls so much that they start to bleed. Another phrase for this term is sharpening the pencil.
Person 1: I was beating my meat the other day and I when I finished I started chawking.
Person 2: Sir, I asked you what you would like to order.
by jordf May 21, 2022
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Cranking the Horn

Masturbating in a comedic fashion. Or to masturbate as a means of time-wasting for mild enjoyment.
Guy 1: What did you do at the weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing much just sat at home cranking the horn.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, beating my soldier, caressing my shaft, you know, treating the little guy.
Guy 1: Ohhhhh, yeh same, I wanked until it hurt me physically. We really need girlfriends.
by CrankingMyHorn October 25, 2022
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Slo-Mo changing

The act of removing your clothes while drunk, and later excusing the act by saying you we're only slo-mo changing. You take off your clothes but say you were just changing, very slowly.
Katie, why were you stripping last night at the party? I wasn't stripping, I was Slo-Mo changing!
by softballlefty129 July 31, 2009
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Keep on chunking

When you leave the bathroom but you suddenly feel like you still need to poop.
"What took you so long?"
-"Sorry, when I got out I felt like I needed to keep on chunking"
by Voxolotl September 23, 2016
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Channing All Over Your Tatum

Whatever the hell you want it to mean. It's not dirty. It's just the name of famous movie actor Channing Tatum.
I'm on ubran dictionary lookin' up some slang, I come across the meaning for KD Lang, and guess what, I wanna Channing all over your Tatum
by The Cunt Brothers June 19, 2013
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