gorilla with a chainsaw dick

A term generally used to describe aggressive defense in college football (particularly the Southeastern Conference), including but not limited to Louisiana State University's Bayou Bengals, the progenitors of the term.

The Gorilla with a Chainsaw Dick really came to play tonight! The final score was 3-2! Never mind the putridity of the respective offenses of Auburn and Mississippi State.

by Big Boutros January 16, 2009

fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw

an expression used when something wrong has happened, or hasnt turned out well ; much like "oh fuck me"

Jessica - "Oh hey did you do that chemistry homework?"
Stokez - "No, but it's due tomorrow, right?"
Jessica - "No! It's due today!"
Stokez - "Oh well fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw!"

by Stokez December 17, 2007

las vegas chainsaw

When one sexual partner puts a roll of quarters into the other's anus, then places a string of anal beads into aforementioned anus. The partner then pulls the anal beads out, causing the quarters to come out like a slot machine.

Her butt hurts after her boyfriend did the Las Vegas Chainsaw on her last night.

by Edward Scizzorhands December 29, 2007

Oily Chainsaw

While in the midst of coitus with the female partner being taken from behind the male applies a liberal amount of lubrication to the entrance of the female's rectum. The male then proceeds to insert a string of anal beads into the rectum of his partner. As the man climaxes he concurrently removes the beads in one quick motion. In a manner similar to starting a chainsaw. The resulting effect is a noise resembling the starting of an oily chainsaw which sprays oil in the immediate vicinity.

Bro 1: "What was that noise last night from your room?"
Bro 2: "Oh, that was me giving Lilly an oily chainsaw. God the smell was terrible and now I have to repaint my wall."

by Dicken Skags September 20, 2010

Chainman

The shabby-arsed useless tit of an assistant who attempts to follow orders given to him by a Land Surveyor.

Chainmen tend to be:

1) students of the Surveyhood whilst gaining vital survey experience in the off peak periods

or

2) Career chainmen - nasty rabid, fly blown and flea bitten pieces of work who, for some reason, are all smokers and have filthy beards.

Chainmen (or chainpersons) are responsible for:

- Keeping the survey vessels (see rust bucket) in reasonable cleanly order and with appropriate amount of stocks

- holding the prism pole for the surveyor (as the surveyor can only be in one place at one time unfortunately...)

- Following orders from the surveyor

- Filling the air with cigarette smoke and the nasal twang of bogan accents

- Generally making a balls up of every possible situation

See chainy

Surveyor: "My chainman didn't sharpen the brush hook for use in the field today."
Draftsperson: "So what did you do?"
Surveyor: "I took him out the back and shot him."
Draftsperson: "Oh, good!"

by pissedoffsurveyor January 20, 2011

mexican chainsaw

A edger/trimmer for lawns, more commonly known as a weed eater, or a weed whacker.

"You hear that chainsaw?" -suburban guy

"It's a mexican chainsaw, yo" -smarter guy

by Trotskygrad2 May 2, 2009

chainsaw

A person who frequently behaves and converses in a bizarre and disinhibited manner

'It was all fine. Then Dudley suddenly started chatting shit with this old guy, and then tried to fuck a tree. I swear he's an absolute chainsaw'

by T. Farmer November 13, 2007