Crevice of doom

The narrow bit of space, that's located between the driver/passenger seat and the centre console.

You're in the car driving along with a friend, and they can't find their phone.

Friend: Have you seen my phone? I've looked everywhere!

Driver: Uh oh... it's fallen into the crevice of doom!!!

Both the friend and driver agree that it's easier to buy a new phone, than deal with effort/pain you need to retrieve the phone from the crevice of doom!

by Skyzie March 9, 2018

Cervical Squids

A form of stomach squids that reside in the cervix.

Dude, I was going to go down on this chick I met in the bar last night but she ended up having a bad case of cervical squids.

by vingen February 22, 2019

cervical mucus

n.

A substance found inside a woman's vagina near her cervix that can either aid or impede insemination. When the mucus is dry and thick, it creates a barrier for sperm. When the mucus is moist and thin, it preserves and propels sperm.

Studies have shown that cervical mucus responds differently based on the genetic makeup of the sperm. It accepts the compatible sperm from a superior male and rejects the incompatible sperm from an inferior mate.

After testing my wife and I and confirming we were both fertile, our fertility doctor theorized that my wife's cervical mucus was rejecting my sperm because I was an inferior beta male. He suggested running a special test to see if an Alpha male like him could inseminate her. After my wife and I agreed, he knocked her up in one try. Thanks to the natural selection performed by my wife's cervical mucus we now have a cuck baby and I'm a chaste cuckold.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 18, 2021

Civic Vs Hellcat

When your friend has the chance to get with a really hot girl that really want to bone him(Hellcat) but they turn her down to be with a girl who just wants to mess with them and use them until they become useless, and most likely carrying and STD(Civic).

I can’t believe that he took that Civic Vs Hellcat. Major loss buddy!

by Thebigboss1998 October 15, 2021

1994 Toyota Celica

The most reliable car, according to Scotty Kilmer.

Person looking for a car: "Hey, I am interested in a new reliable car. What do you recommend?"
Scotty Kilmer: "Get a 1994 Toyota Celica."

by Sdsr70 March 14, 2021

riced out civic

A small compact car usually driven by younger males, usually hispanic or asian. They think theyre fast, but stickers and a BIG@$$ spoiler wont give them any hp.

Guy 1: Yoooo I raced a guy in my riced out civic the other day and I just about gapped him
Guy 2: NICE! What was he driving?
Guy 1: A bike

by RightWingAsian April 3, 2021

2001 Honda Civic

A 4-cylinder 2, 3, and 5 door compact car made by Honda, which is prominently an EK, EJ, or more.

They are usually driven by poor kids, Yoda, and assface fucktards. It has many trim and color options.

It produces around 150-225 horsepower, depending on what trim you buy.

The most prominent use of the 2001 Honda Civic is in Yoda shitposts, where Yoda overdoses on ketamine behind the wheel of the 2001 Honda Civic.

It's also a great tool to run over children and furries in.

William: "Yo look at that fuckboy's shitbox."

James: "Yeah it looks like a 2001 Honda Civic too."

by Ryder the Sherm-head Asshole March 23, 2021