concha tu madre

South american insult. Concha means vagina in Argentina and in the rest of south america is pretty much a shell. However, concha-tu-madre is an insult.

It could have derived from 2 things:

La concha de tu madre! = Your mothers cunt!

or:

Concha es tu madre! = Your mother is a cunt!

Either way is a pretty good insult!

el concha su madre me robó!

by Sofia Lima April 10, 2005

Conchairto

A composition (always in wrestling form with one swift movement) in which the sound of two steel chairs hitting one wrestler's body (preferably a Hardy) stands out in bold relief against the discontent of the audience, so as to display its qualities or the performer's skill.

Jim Ross: Benoit's got a contusion in his arm, and Mah GOD King, those DAMN Edge and Christian monsters are not making it any better with the execution of that conchairto.

by Christian's peeps March 16, 2009

conch shell shots

taking shots of liquor, preferably tequila, rum or vodka out of a conch shell by pouring liquor into the shell and drinking form the base. Usually done with a large audience of people chanting *CONCH SHELL SHOTS!* as they are taken.

Everyone at the party last night got tanked when they all did a round of conch shell shots.

by Bcorb June 28, 2011

Centch

Centch is a shorten word for "Best of the Century." Centch can be used as an adjective or noun. Centch is often used as a one word sentence. Things have often been added to the end, such as "Centchberger" "Centchy Jetty" "Centchbaby" "Centchtime". Centch can also be short for simply century.

"Dude, your lottery ticket is a winner!" "CENNTTCCHHH!!!"
"Obviously, Boy Meets World was the best show of it's centch."
"What? No! I'm nice. And centch."
"Chinese food is so centch!"

by bennythejet23 June 8, 2013

Conchcocken

The act of making love to a conch and having ones penis become lodged inside by a frightened animal

Bob was Conchcocken and lost half his dick.

by Sarcasm56 September 8, 2016

fart clencher

The act of building up intestinal gas and then creating a small passage between butt cheeks and realeasing the built up gases to create a very powerful and loud fart.

I released an incredibly powerful fart clencher in Brooks face.

by Keatswords June 23, 2014

canchis canchis

Sex. Intercourse...canchis canchis.

I'm bored...let's get some canchis canchis going on!

Last night we had amaaaaazing canchis canchis!

They had some canchis canchis, and she ended up pregnant

by Mars Artemis February 14, 2009