CementHead

To be so stupid people wonder if there is a brain in someone's head or just cement.

Friend: "Neil is such a cementhead he took a large potion before taking his mini's"

Jimbob: "HAHA I l wonder if his head is actually filled with cement."

by rjdthecoolkid September 28, 2018

Čemez

Čemez is the best teacher in the world, he is also a god like being that can destroy universes with a thought. When someone makes fun of him, he bullies him/her for the rest of their life. He is also a coach of football team Čemezovci, which won 1x Champions League, 1x Premier League, 1x Europa League and much more. There are also named Clans by his name on Rocket League and Fall Guys.

"Hello, I want to join clan Čemezovci."
"What's the password?"
"Once Čemez, Forever Čemez!"
"Alright you can join, but if you spoils his name, Čemez will destroy you himself as he did with many others!"

by AdaBoLt March 6, 2022

egg cement

It is sometimes suggested that egg cement is a typo of "excrement". This definition however has been rejected by many peers. Egg cement is egg cement.

egg cement

by Egg Cement March 18, 2018

Portland cement

A vegan coconut milkshake

“Police have received information that some of the milkshakes thrown today during the demonstration contained quick-drying cement. We are encouraging anyone hit with a substance today to report it to police.”
-Portland Police

“It's not a proper milkshake if it's not Portland Cement.”
-R. Chirgwin

by DerLuftmensch July 1, 2019

Pi Cemetery

When mathematical conjectures or hypotheses on the number π have finally been proved to be false—any hunches or doubts about them have now been put to rest.

In the last half-century, the piece of land initially allocated for pi cemetery has been enlarged a few times to welcome new dead members on its premises.

by Fasters November 4, 2022

to pour cement

(followed by on, and then the name of the person, посадить и закопать in Russian): to put someone in jail for life for a non-violent (but NOT victimless) crime like massive-scope corruption, and then kill them, or order their killing, in jail, under suspicious circumstances

to pour cement on someone, as a method, was formerly used by the KGB

by Sexydimma May 25, 2016

Throw me in the cement

1) When your tired or over something

Friend 1: "Bro throw me in the cement that last physics exam was so hard!"

by Mighty Khangaroo June 16, 2018