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Portland cement
“Police have received information that some of the milkshakes thrown today during the demonstration contained quick-drying cement. We are encouraging anyone hit with a substance today to report it to police.”
-Portland Police
“It's not a proper milkshake if it's not Portland Cement.”
-R. Chirgwin
-Portland Police
“It's not a proper milkshake if it's not Portland Cement.”
-R. Chirgwin
Portland cement by DerLuftmensch July 1, 2019