DerLuftmensch's definitions

Portland cement

A vegan coconut milkshake

“Police have received information that some of the milkshakes thrown today during the demonstration contained quick-drying cement. We are encouraging anyone hit with a substance today to report it to police.”
-Portland Police

“It's not a proper milkshake if it's not Portland Cement.”
-R. Chirgwin

by DerLuftmensch July 1, 2019