Callous Asshole

A cold hearted and mean individual bordering on cruel.

Word carries strong connotative meanings.

Person 1: Your nothing more then a callous asshole.
Person 2 (Male): What did you call me?
Person 3: I think she just called you a homosexual.

by Gumdrop144 June 23, 2013

Cellography

The art or process of producing images by the use of your cell phone.

My portfolio was created through the art of Cellography.

by Ntrprtr February 16, 2014

calloused balls

when one's balls sag so much so that thee drag upon a surface which is most commonly cement. this coarse surface causes a hardening of the sack and, eventually, a thick callous

Man: my balls are bleeding
Lobotomy Surgeon: don't worry they'll callous and become calloused balls

by gumless but with brushed teeth January 1, 2011

cello

The cello is a thick piece of wood that is placed between the legs and bowed until sweet sounds are arroused from the instrument.

"I spent the summer with a thick piece of wood between my legs." Practicing the cello...

by Well now wouldn't you like to know August 18, 2006

cello

An instrument that both guys and dolls think is incredibly sexy!!

That is a mighty fine cellist.

by SashaTashaDearest May 14, 2005

cellularbation

The act of masturbation by setting your cell phone on vibrate and putting it down your pants and calling yourself.

Stefanie put her cell phone down her pants and told me to call it..."Oooh baby." Its cellularbation!

by Megyn September 29, 2005

cello scrotum

A skin condition caused by vibrations from a cello to the player's scrotum, analogous to guitarist's nipple. Irritating, but not a big deal.

After practicing that concerto all day, I got a serious case of cello scrotum.

by mrzarch January 30, 2009