case western

n. - The act of drinking beyond the possible

"How is he not dead? I didn't think that was possible! He must have pulled a case western."

by fat surfer November 30, 2013

2977 cases of lost life

Something swaggersouls said once.

“ 2977 cases of lost life is a hard ass bar.”
-Swaggersouls

by S/he’s just a friend December 31, 2022

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays

Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it's the first day of the working week. Made famous by the movie Office Space.

Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

by Blomjenny December 7, 2007

Nut Case

Crazy Person

I wouldn't date Jane. She's a total Nut Case!

by Infinite Voyage December 5, 2011

A Case of the Kaufman's

when a person, usually female, is momentarily or otherwise permanently infatuated with and or occupied by a member of the Kaufman family (Arizona chapter). The female is not sure why she is so infatuated with a Kaufman but is and cannot get over her feelings. the virus is very contagious when contact occurs with the original source.

girl1: OMG i have such a case of the Kaufman's!
girl2: i don't event know what you see in him.
girl1: i don't know he's just so charming i keep going back.

by CaptainKaufman August 19, 2012

Joseph Case Junior High School

Joseph case junior high school is very unpleasant. If you attend this middle school you will fall into immediate depression I would like to inform everyone that bullying is 'not tolerated here'. Are vice principal may be the biggest bully you will ever meet. He looks like a thumb and says kiddo a lot. I feel extremely unrestful when he walks by me whistling the smurf song. The cops will whip you to the ground for anything.

Joseph case junior high school is the worst place you will ever go to if you go to any other school you are truly blessed.

by ih8mylife September 25, 2018

Case Queen

A guitar that sees little or no play, it just sits in its case in immaculate condition.

Strangely the Case Queens are often the pride of a guitar collection, but they are kept from play (especially gigs) for fear of wear, damage or theft. Instead they are doomed to remain collector's items, trapped inside a velvet lined straight jacket in a climate controlled prison.

-Jeff's had that vintage Les Paul in his cupboard for 5 years and I haven't even seen him play it once, it's a total case queen

-Yeah, he'll play any of his guitars but that one

by lucothefish April 28, 2012