Celeste

An absolutely beautiful girl. She's not a slut or a whore. She's one of the most perfect girls in the universe. She's the perfect girlfriend, wife, sister, daughter, anything in between. Any guy would be perfect to have her. She usually has a slim body, just like an hour glass. She has brown hair and blue eyes. She may seem shy at first when you meet her, but when she gets used to you, she's crazy af. Celeste's are just the most perfect, amazing, smart, beautiful, and awesomest girl you could meet. If you have a Celeste in your life, keep her, especially if your a guy. Chances are other guys want her. She's an easy girl to make happy. She's an amazing girlfriend to have. Celeste is amazing at sports. And no matter how many times people say it. Celeste's are incredibly sexy!

Did you see Celeste?
Yeah she looked awesome!
Of course, she's a Celeste

by Lane December 24, 2014

celebrity name fumbler

A person who constantly screws up celebrity's names. Examples: Warren Beauty,Thelma Blair,Paris Hinton,Kenunu Reeves,Gary Boozey,Rick Jagger,The Elderly Brothers,Tommy Jones Lee.

My girlfriend was talking about some movie starring Angela Jolie. She's a habitual celebrity name fumbler.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

Celebriphiliac

Anyone who will always say that they have seen a celebrity, wherever they go. These frequent encounters usually occur, when the person suffering from this disease is alone.

Patsy: You're not going to believe who I saw at Denny's today!!!

Jakeson: Oh boy, here we go again!

Patsy: It was Willie from the hit TV series ALF! He was my waiter!

Jakeson: Dude, that guy died 6 years ago, you're such a Celebriphiliac!!!

by Big Guy JT January 11, 2009

Celebrity Justice

When celebrities and high profile people get let off lightly for crimes they commit.

Celebrity justice examples;

O.J Simpson gets let off for murder.
Lindsey Lohan avoids prison for DUI
Amy Winehouse gets let off after assaulting a fan
Roman Polanski avoiding extradiction for child rape

And the many who face a measly one day in jail for repeated DUI offences.

by Havana192 September 29, 2009

celebre-hick

a person whom is an example of America's current trend toward and facination with making a celebrity out of some backwoods hill billy (or hick).

My god that Sarah Palin is THE classic celebre-hick

Have you seen the reality show where the celebre-hick is famous for having too many children ?

The next thing you know we are going to be electing a celebre-hick for president

by Reverand Tyrone December 13, 2010

Celekinesis

That feeling you get that you are being beckoned by someone via cell, then to find out it was your imagination. But upon returning it to your pocket, you receive a phone call or text.

*walking with friends and soon feeling a vibration in your pocket, you don't want to be rude so you ask to be excused*
'Whoa...this might be important, I'll be right back...
*you check your phone and see it was a ghost vibe*
'...Hey guys I'm back,' *phone viberates as soon its placed back in pocket*
'O goddamit!'

Friend: 'chill bro, seems kind of cool that you got celekinesis'
*people dumbfounded that your friend made a psuedosmart word on the spot*

by SunshinyJuzez June 2, 2011

celesia

She can be clingy to the people that she really likes. If she likes you a lot you will know. Everyone wants to be around her and she doesn't try much to get friends they just come. She is somewhat shy but when you get to know her she is loud and outgoing. She might seem innocent no one knows her other side of her some say she is weird but no one really gets her. She is different in many ways but most of the time she is nice when she is mad she explodes you won't want to be around.

I want to be by celesia but I don't want to get her mad.

by Brush you know it's meeeee August 9, 2015