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carpenter's dream

a non-flattering way to call someone a flat-chested girl.
look at that carpenter's dream, she's flatter than the State of Florida!
by KRHimself January 1, 2005
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Bartender

1. Song made by t-pain ft. akon
2. A person who serves drinks at a bar
1. lyrics: Broke up with my girl last night so I went to the club...

2. The bartender served me 2 glasses of beer.
by what am I doing February 22, 2009
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Carpentersville

(The Getto)in illinois...
I just wen't to Carpentersville to get HI.
by MasterRoach April 12, 2008
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The Carpenter's Plunger

The Carpenter's Plunger is the ultimate rough sex toy.
Basically its a lightweight Balsa wood dildo wrapped in Commercial grade 60 sandpaper. The idea being to get rid of bumps and existing cum residue making insertion cleaner and easier.
Susie's cunt was cum clogged , but after a few applications with The Carpenter's Plunger, insertion was made easy.
by Bowds October 9, 2006
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carpenter's special

She's a real "carpenter's special". Yeah 'cause she's as flat as a board and has never been nailed...
by cj old man w March 14, 2009
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Sabrina Carpenter

Sabrina Carpenter is an actress, singer, and songwriter. One of the things she is known for is she played Maya Hart in Girl Meets World. She is a pop singer and she has released four albums, Eyes Wide Open, Evolution, Singular Act 1, and Singular Act 2. She is talented, beautiful, and sweet woman. I, the writer, adore her and just freaking love her 😍

I would add on but I don't want to make it super long, so if you want to know more, research Sabrina Carpenter :)
Sabrina Carpenter is adorable

Sabrina Carpenter's songs are a bop!

Sabrina Carpenter plays Nola in the new movie, The Short History of the Long Road
by Ilikecats&dogs June 30, 2020
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Catgender

Catgender is a xenogender related to cats. While it is usually used by neurodivergent people who use xenogenders to better understand their identity (not all neurodivergent people struggle with that though!), neurotypical people can use it too.

Someone who is cat gender will usually feel a really strong connection to cats. Most Catgender people DO NOT identify as cats.

However, it can be used by cat therians and other non-human identities, along with people who experience delusions of being a cat.

Some pronouns that Catgender people use can be/are: Nya/nyan/nyans/nyans/nyanself, mew/mew/mews/mews/mewself, meow/meow/meows/meows/meowself, cat/cat/cats/cats/catself, purr/purr/purrs/purrs/purrself.

However, not every Catgender person will use these pronouns, and not every Catgender person will use all of them.
Person A: Hey, I have something to tell you.

Person B: Oh? What is it?

Person A: I'm Catgender and I use Nya/nyanself pronouns now, along with (insert other pronouns)

Person B: Dude what? You can't be a cat.

Person A: I don't identify as a cat, this is a common misconception of Catgender. I just feel as really strong connection to cats and feel as though that connection influences my gender identity.

Person B: Oh I get it now, I am sorry for assuming (Name). I'm glad you thought I was a safe person to come out too :)
by Zephyrnotfoundwastaken October 17, 2022
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