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Carpet Bombing

When a guy pulls out while finishing and nuts all over a woman's unshaven bush.
"Jeff and his friends were carpet bombing my mom last night, I could hear it from my room."
by CarpetBomber69 June 18, 2025
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Carpet Bomb

Mike's coital finishing move. Usually required an XL towel for cleanup afterwards.
She wanted me to carpet bomb her after Cruz took Iowa.
by AyeMoney October 6, 2016
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Carpet bombing refers to the act of a man ejaculating from the top bunk of a bunk bed onto either the floor another person, such as a woman or another man
by Sbobby January 3, 2025
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Carpet Bombing

Carpet Bombing: Hey Carl, later tonight you wanna carpet bomb me.
by ARRRR PETER May 5, 2021
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Carpet Bomb

When a woman has long, puffy, messy pubic hairs and someone liquid shits on it.
My girlfriend was upset last night because I didnt ask before I carpet bombed on her.
by AirSupportIsClosingIn January 14, 2020
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Carpet Bombing

the act of a group utilizing all available stalls in a public restroom to simultaneously drop atomic bombs
Hey me and the bois are Carpet Bombing Walmart today.
by Fatman and Little Boy September 9, 2019
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Carpet Bombing

Sending a cut-and-paste generic come-on to dozens (or hundreds) of members of the opposite sex on a dating website in the hopes that at least one will write back.
'I think you're pretty. Message back if interested'? That's what he wrote? Classic sign that he's carpet bombing! He probably sent that message to fifty girls in the last hour!
by CheddarMelt August 29, 2016
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