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The Carlson

Transmitting gonorrhea
Oh man that girl has the Carlson stay away from her
by Catmilklover December 10, 2023
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a carlson

Someone who dates another person and just treats them like nothing. They talk and date other guys at the same time and try to hide it ; a hoe
That girl sitter over there is such a Carlson, I can't stand her
by Fwar December 26, 2015
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Paul carlson

Paul Carlson is 6 tall with a thick cock that doesn't compare to his enormous ego. He is proof that the size of a man's shoe is no comparison to his junk. He has a pleasurable amount of meat and girth that drives women of all types crazy.
Paul Carlson is like a bull, rock hard and fat enough to please all those heffers!
by Paul Carlson May 15, 2023
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Carlson

Really just a fat booty nigga who normally had dreads/twists normally nonchalant
Why Carlson fat booty ass so quiet today
by The woop descoop September 16, 2021
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devon lee carlson

owner of Wildflower Cases- babydoll dresser, the ultimate 2020s 'cool girl', shitposts on instagram and goes viral for wearing niche celebrity brands like frankies bikinis, praying, and realisation par. is mid???
who's that hottie over there squatting on a lamppost?
oh, that's devon lee carlson lmao
by surlypiscesgirl May 31, 2022
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John Carlson

by beaaver August 19, 2025
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Carlson

A fat booty nigga who typically has twists/dreads pretty smart but the most nonchalant person you could meet
Carlson Big booty ass always quiet
by The woop descoop September 16, 2021
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