Carbonat Erol

A racially motivated man, who likes to join livestreams and randomly call black people "Du Neger".

Manuellsen: "Guck mal hier ist das beste Beispiel: "Guck mal wir reden, und Carbonat Erol schreibt mir: "Du neger"".

by emirate April 14, 2022

Carbon Offset

An act of pretending to care about the environment. The attempt to justify ones use of greenhouse gas emissions. A false hope for solving global warming. The act of buying ‘carbon credits’ from a third-party company that says it will offset the carbon emissions the purchaser produces. The problem with carbon offsetting is it allows companies to continue to produce harmful greenhouse gasses while their offset has done little or nothing to counter global warming. A recent Financial Times article found that many offset companies and their 'carbon credits' were of either uncertain value or were completely worthless. Global warming cannot be solved by just planting more trees, a common way to attempt to offset ones emissions. If global warming could be solved by just planting trees, environmentalists would be planting night and day. A certain well known ex-vice-pres 'eco-maniac' very interestingly endorses the practice of carbon offsetting. The industry of carbon offsetting is expected to double by 2010.

A better solution to solve global warming is to reduce total emissions as much a possible.

Source: google carbon offset and financial times

Gore: google al gore and carbon offset

Journalist: Environmentalists say your company is going to produce a 3% increase in greenhouse gas emissions on earth.

Company CEO: That is indeed super true, but it's totally okay because we carbon offset. We bought a shit-ton of carbon credits, so we are carbon neutral, duuuude!

by Truth Inconvenient August 30, 2007

Carbonius

Someone who eats a large amount of carbs and plays Minecraft

“Adam is such a carbonius, did you see how much bread he ate for lunch yesterday?”

by Stunts55 February 2, 2020

carbon footprint

The amount of greenhouse gases released by a person, group, or machine.

Al Gore may drive a hybrid and rant about global warming, but when you factor in the cooking grease burned to cook his food, his carbon footprint is pretty huge. The amount of weight that guy's packed on would put Sally Struthers to shame.

by Nicholas D June 16, 2008

carbon 15

Carbon 15 is a small arms assault rifle, manufactured by Bushmaster. Visit www.bushmaster.com for more information.

Shoulder Lean by Young Dro ft. T.I.
"Dro! im clean in dis bitch,
now im finna shoulder lean in dis bitch.
Nigga buck! carbon 15 in dis bitch"

by Spaghettihunt September 18, 2008

carbon cockprint

The amount of CO2 and greenhouse gases released by a man in search of sexual gratification

"You're going all the way to Manchester to shag that bird? Your carbon cockprint will be massive!"

by zfunk March 30, 2008

Carbon

The Slut of the Element World, Has 4 bonds at a time

Did you see Carbon
yeah shes such a slut with her 4 bonds

by Codgod420 August 19, 2017