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the Crime Candidate

An increasingly popular nickname for the so far thrice-indicted ex-President Trump, due to how apparent it is that the one thing we can expect 45 to do reliably is to be engaged in criminal activity.
Sometimes referred to as “DJ Sticky Little Trumpfingers,” and sometimes “the Golden Crapper King,” the more simple and elegant nickname, “the Crime Candidate,” has been widely established to be the favorite moniker among his many Mafia buddies.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2023
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Canfield

The most Boring City this side of the world. The kids of the area find entertainment in things such as watching corn stalks grow or paint dry. However this rousing amusement can only go on for so long until the local police decide to break it up because there isn't one thing bad ever happneing here. Fair Warning to all: if you would like to drive through going un-noticed by the police then do not dirve a car that costs under 13,000 dollars or has a black person in it.
I was once stopped by the Canfield police officer (a.k.a. the blonde bitch) for not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign, this would be fair enough however I was RUNNING on the sidewalk.
by boredinclanfield August 4, 2007
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Candie

A very kind hearted, giving woman. Has a smile that lights up a room and eyes that radiate love. Incredible faith in God. Great mother. Dotes on her man. Can soften the heart of any man and break down even the strongest walls. A woman you have searched for all your life
Man 1 - I met this woman at church
Man 2 - oh yeah? Tell me about her
Man 1 - I don't know what to say other than I think she's a Candie
by Lucky Huckleberry August 14, 2016
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candid selfie

A selfie (photograph taken of oneself) made to look like it was taken while the subject had no idea they were being photographed.
by csh425 May 13, 2014
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Cannibriated

Adj: Can_ib_re_a_tion; An overconsumption of cannibus, that produces a result far greater than being stoned
After we smoked that joint, I was cannibriated.
by McSmythers December 17, 2009
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2 for 1 cannibalism

Getting a girl pregnant, wait for about 7 months, and when you eat her, you get a small, unborn child as well.
Last month I got a 2 for 1 cannibalism deal with this girl, tasted so good.
by nuttery November 6, 2017
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cannibus cup

The annual amsterdam contest where various Types of marijuana are entered for one winner.
" The winner of last years Cannibus cup was that Bubblegum shit. "
by 420 god October 10, 2006
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