During the snow months, the Michigan DOT pours tons of salt on the roads to melt the snow and ice. If you don't wash your car once a week, the rust spreads rapidly, especially around the wheel wells and door panels.
Man, the way Jack's car is eaten up with Michigan cancer, if he goes above ten m.p.h., chunks will start falling off!
by tbbrick September 8, 2006
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Cancers, are very kind, selfless, beautiful\handsome, funny, person! They are very comforting, and loyal! They will never let you down! If you need someone to cry too, cry to a Cancer! Even though they are supposed to be overly dramatic and emotional, and are named "The worst sign to be," this does not mean any of this is true, as a Cancer myself, I know that I should not let some Zodiac Sign control my life! Cancers are fun, helpful, protective and do get jealous easily (Or not.)
Cancers are also very attractive. They are quite gorgeous actually. Some are depressed some are fine. Some are cry babies, some aren't. Some hide their emotions, other don't. ETC.
Cancer from astrology's perspective:
Cancer, Emotional, cries a lot\cry babies, most dangerous sign, most hated sign, worst one to be, and ya 0-0
Yup that is a Cancer.
Remember you are you!
You're beautiful, kind, awesome, selfless, funny, and wonderful ETC
*Sending positive vibes through the screen*
Cancers, are very kind, selfless, beautiful\handsome, funny, person! They are very comforting, and loyal! They will never let you down! If you need someone to cry too, cry to a Cancer! Even though they are supposed to be overly dramatic and emotional, and are named "The worst sign to be," this does not mean any of this is true, as a Cancer myself, I know that I should not let some Zodiac Sign control my life! Cancers are fun, helpful, protective and do get jealous easily (Or not.)
Cancers are also very attractive. They are quite gorgeous actually. Some are depressed some are fine. Some are cry babies, some aren't. Some hide their emotions, other don't. ETC.
Cancer from astrology's perspective:
Cancer, Emotional, cries a lot\cry babies, most dangerous sign, most hated sign, worst one to be, and ya 0-0
Yup that is a Cancer.
Remember you are you!
You're beautiful, kind, awesome, selfless, funny, and wonderful ETC
*Sending positive vibes through the screen*
by Squirrels Are Underrated July 1, 2021
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Cancer Strike Global Offensive is a FPS game by Valve. In this game you will encounter smurfs, non-bilingual russians and very toxic people in general. You can be as polite as you want, but matchmaking will always drop you to the most angry persons online. A well-meant usable advise or warning to teammates about enemies positions can be met with anything from "shut up n00b" to "i'll kill your mom." Also huge chance of people typing "nice try" after shitty clutch attempt. For most cancer play on european(russian) servers.
person 1: Dude I told you not to play cancer strike go every day - that game causes metaphysical retardation
person 2: cyka blyat
person 1: okay fuck you bro
person 2: cyka blyat
person 1: okay fuck you bro
by BengaliMouse April 28, 2020
Get the Cancer Strike GO mug.The type of cancer that Dylan Capp has it’s kinda contagious but if u stay away from the retard ya won’t get it. If u do get it u will act super autistic!
by Dylan Capp January 31, 2018
Get the Fun cancer mug.Pubic hair shaved quickly before going out, leaving uneven patches behind, thus, giving the appearance one might find in a cancer patient whose hair is falling out.
by Jazzual June 14, 2011
Get the cancer bush mug.used in response to a amazing event based off the saying "holy shit batman" to indicate ones excitement for a particular action the other person has either shown them or surprised them with unexpectantly.
Barry: have a look at this amazing ingenuity of man kind its pristine beauty is amplified by the brilliant textures that just perplex any and all who see this.
Lucy: holy prostate cancer Superman!
Barry: yes.
Lucy: holy prostate cancer Superman!
Barry: yes.
by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018
Get the holy prostate cancer Superman! mug.A horrifying (though possibly fictitious) wasting disease, which is wished upon internet commenters who have sinned against the community (usually by way of a "first" or a "failed firstie").
After reading an article or viewing an image or video, you notice there are no comments.
You post:
First!
The replies quickly follow:
- Die of CancerAIDS, a**hole!
- Drown in a bucket of CancerAIDS, douchebag!
OR...
You believe no one has commented yet, so you post:
First!
Sadly for you, as you were typing, the true first post went up, and it was actually relevant and even insightful, which only served to highlight your own pathetic lack of worth as a human. And so...
- Failed firstie, you sad twat. Its the CancerAIDS for you!
You post:
First!
The replies quickly follow:
- Die of CancerAIDS, a**hole!
- Drown in a bucket of CancerAIDS, douchebag!
OR...
You believe no one has commented yet, so you post:
First!
Sadly for you, as you were typing, the true first post went up, and it was actually relevant and even insightful, which only served to highlight your own pathetic lack of worth as a human. And so...
- Failed firstie, you sad twat. Its the CancerAIDS for you!
by Nico de Mas May 29, 2010
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