klingon

A child who clings to the parent when dropped off at the childcare center.

Mrs. Harried had trouble again disentangling herself from her howling Klingon Wilberforce.

by tbbrick July 23, 2008

sneezure

A full-body spasm caused by a violent sneeze. Flailing arms and/or legs often wreak havoc to anyone or anything within reach.

Rocky knocked his books off the table, due to a particulary violent sneezure.

by tbbrick April 18, 2006

Michigan Cancer

During the snow months, the Michigan DOT pours tons of salt on the roads to melt the snow and ice. If you don't wash your car once a week, the rust spreads rapidly, especially around the wheel wells and door panels.

Man, the way Jack's car is eaten up with Michigan cancer, if he goes above ten m.p.h., chunks will start falling off!

by tbbrick September 8, 2006