3 definitions by tbbrick

Michigan Cancer

During the snow months, the Michigan DOT pours tons of salt on the roads to melt the snow and ice. If you don't wash your car once a week, the rust spreads rapidly, especially around the wheel wells and door panels.

Man, the way Jack's car is eaten up with Michigan cancer, if he goes above ten m.p.h., chunks will start falling off!

by tbbrick September 8, 2006

sneezure

A full-body spasm caused by a violent sneeze. Flailing arms and/or legs often wreak havoc to anyone or anything within reach.

Rocky knocked his books off the table, due to a particulary violent sneezure.

by tbbrick March 20, 2006

klingon

A child who clings to the parent when dropped off at the childcare center.

Mrs. Harried had trouble again disentangling herself from her howling Klingon Wilberforce.

by tbbrick December 12, 2005