Calabasas

Dante's forgotten 10th circle of hell.

A city in Southern California. Most people know Calabasas for 2 things: Britney Spears, and the Kardashians. But who gives a shit about celebrities when the city itself sucks major ass?

Sure, it's filled with houses that cost more than the GDP of a developing country, along with spotlessly clean streets completely free of homeless people and stores where the average price of a t-shirt is $100.

But honestly, the superficiality of the city is also very much prevalent in its citizens. The typical Calabasas resident is young, rude, rich, and horny. They start off early; you'll see stupid little 10 year old girls with their Louis Vuitton purses and Seven jeans giggling to their friends on their iPhones all about the guy that they just kissed the other day. Everyone here is so inconsiderate and self-absorbed that it makes me sick. Genuine, kindhearted people are rare.

All anyone gives a shit about here are drugs, alcohol, sex, ugly designer clothes that are not worth their face value, and expensive cell phones. This place is shit. Do yourself a favor and run far, far away. You'll thank me.

Ignorant bastard: Yo dude, I'm gonna move to Calabasas because I heard Britney Spears lives there.

Former Calabasas resident who was smart enough to leave: You're a fucking moron.

by yeahimbitter November 20, 2009

CALEB

Kind sweet funny gentle caring cute nice generous

I acted like a Caleb to him but nothin

by lovercat January 3, 2016

Caleb

Calebs are usually good at most things. They are very athletic and smart. Caleb can be very stubborn at times but he is mostly sweet. He also has a great sense of humor. Everyone likes Caleb but there’s one girl that he’s attracted to. He usually has blonde or a light brown hair with blue, green, or gray eyes

“Look at that smart and athletic man he must be named Caleb”❤️❤️

by Hey.hoe.how.ya.doin’ June 11, 2018

Caleb

Caleb’s are very confident guys. They are very ambitious and smart even though they think they are dumb. Caleb’s can get any lady they want, they are very handsome and kind. Caleb’s love to flirt, even though they have that one girl that means the world to them. There are lots of layers to Caleb’s, you have to get to know them all the way for them to open up to you. Being shy at first is typical for them however they are insane when around friends. Overall caleb’s are handsome, sweet, and kind :)

Wow Caleb makes me feel like a princess!!

by some irrelevant lil’ lady March 23, 2019

calibre

calibre = drum'n'bass god

calibre feat. mc fats - drop it down

by liquid July 20, 2004

West Elm Caleb

A man who puts in minimal effort yet still manages to date all of New York City. Defeated by seamoss girlies January 17, 2022

Mike is such a west elm Caleb, he ghosts every girl he goes out with.

by seamonkey January 19, 2022

Caleb

Caleb is one of the best person you will ever meet he is romantic,sporty (well usually), nice,hot or cute,has a big heart and speaks what he thinks he is one of those people that will love his family classmates teachers and friend and his crush of course if you ever meet a person named Caleb stick around with him he will change your life in a good way some people might be jealous of him so if your a Caleb reading this be carful.

Fatima-gosh Caleb is sooo hot i wish he was my boyfriend!

Natalie-me too!

Jacob-what about me im also cute and hot

Fatima and Natalie-maybe a little but he is totally hotter than you!

Jacob-no fair why does he aways get all the girls?!

by 😄Amy rocks ❤ April 24, 2017