Calculus

magic.

"Hey, in our Calculus homework, why does the derivative of x^2 = 2x?"
"magic."

by MikeWatch February 9, 2009

according to my calculations

Something that nerds say all the time

"According to my calculations, the square root of all finite numbers is equivalent to yada yada yada"

by Hitterdog November 20, 2015

calculus

Calculus, which was discovered by Newton and Liebniz, nothwithstanding all credit being given to Newton, is one of the most beautiful forms of intellectual material. Calculus requires and emphasizes the development of new methods of thinking, and therefore it is not for the weak minded. Calculus has many practical applications including molecular and ecological biology, physics, engineering, social and political sciences, and business. After completing a very involved and thought-provoking problem involving differential equations or integrals, one might feel a certain "high."

Dude 1: "Yo man I got some bomb-ass shit that will fuck you up. Let's go blaze."
Dude 2: "Nah dude I got this problem for calc homework that involves differential equations and slope fields, and if I figure it out, my high will be stronger than the high off the strongest chronic"

by nirvanarageatm December 17, 2004

Callum Keith Rennie

Canadian television and film actor who is best known for his roles as Stanley Raymond Kowalski in the TV series due South and as Billy Tallent in the cult mockumentary film Hard Core Logo. The majority of his (female) fans consider him eminently doable and many of them have a rather strange obsession with his hands. His recent work includes a number of large roles in small Canadian movies and small roles in larger Hollywood productions. The characters he portrays seem to die a lot. As Leoben Conoy in Battlestar Galactica he recently set Starbuck's heart a flutter as she killed him, a lot.

Callum Keith Rennie makes golf look sexy.

by Leela Smith December 14, 2008

Calculated

When someone does something really cool that took an outrageous amount of luck or effort. Sometimes it takes lots of planning.

Dude 1: I'm going to make this basket from 100 feet away!
Dude 2: Shit, can you really?
*Dude 1 makes the shot*
Dude 2: Shit Dude! That throw was calculated!

by prismajas May 30, 2018

dirty callum

To take cocaine of a girls pussy then fuck her all night

Did a dirty callum last night

by Dirty callum February 11, 2019

Calculus

Calculus is for anyone who ever complained that math isn't useful for anything. Calculus is a branch of mathematics that deals with problems involving changing rates. It has universal applications, finding its way into physics, engineering, medicine, economics, and anything that involves something changing. Calculus commands a great deal of notoreity from students learning it. But, like any form of mathematics, it is all pure logic, and if you understand it, it can be a very beautiful thing.

Newton and Leibniz both developed calculus on there own. Inventing calculus; now how fucking brilliant do you have to be to INVENT calculus? Pretty damn fucking brilliant.

by Fernando Martinez January 2, 2009