callahands

a hottie, likes lactose, lactose intolerant.

pronouns: she/they
has a crystal obsession

“have you heard of callahands?” “no shut up bitch. and please stop asking me these things.”

by hottiebaddielibbie June 22, 2021

Callahan Fl

A mostly white hellhole in Northern Florida
It's crawling with racist and homophobic Republican hicks. Has a population of a little over 1,000, but has a fuckton of churches. Most boring place on earth. If you're a minority, old white people will give you looks of disgust and fear. Don't live here!

I almost got shot by a bible thumping hillbilly in Callahan Fl when he saw my Ridin' With Biden flag

by ericcman July 4, 2021

caelan mclin

A philosophical, logic-seeking breed of sex pantherr who always put this girl first :D Tends to be an amateur medicine-mannn & herbal entrepreneur!! Haha. Loves everyone and everything but is embarrassed to show it at times. Loves to cook for others and is constantly generous when with someone he reallyy cares for:') A true stoner. Ohh & says "like" a lottt ;) hah

Anna- "Did you hear what that Caelan Mclin guy did?!?"

Alyssa- "You probably don't even know my man bitch, hah"

by c00c00c@ch00 January 14, 2013

Callaghaning

A person who likes to cry over the small things in life for no reason.

Dude! Did you see Gavin yesterday? He Callaghaning again over his penis

by 12inchesofme January 30, 2016

callamyster

A youtuber/vlogger who supports the team Wycombe Wanderers

Wow did you see Callamyster's latest video it is the best one he has uploaded. Callamyster

by YoujustgotVECTORED September 18, 2020

A capella masturbation

Having to beat off without sex toys, porn or any other visual, audio, or other sensory stimulation.

Amy got stuck at her friends house with out her pocket rocket, she hat to pet the fisher man in the canoe doing a little "A capella masturbation"

by Big Papa Pumper February 5, 2009

Cellarborn

The name of an extremely good underground English rock band hailing from Winslow and nearby Nash in Buckinghamshire.

Person 1: Hey did u go to that jam night yesterday?? It was sweet!

Person 2: Yeah I heard about that... apparently Cellarborn stole the show!

by Icehawk121187 January 18, 2006