Cacked

1) adj. when an object becomes severely damaged
2) adj. when a human becomes extremely injured by way of drinking or other substance enhanced state
3) adj. when a situation becomes intolerable

Man Simko was really Cacked when he broke ripped the door off the bathroom stall. The whole stall is completely Cacked dude.

by The Smiling Bandit March 02, 2005

cack

When one person slaps another in the face with their penis.

If that stupid ho bites my dick again, I'm gonna cack her.

by Yeahr May 20, 2008

Cack

Deliberate mispronunciation of the word "cock", slang for penis. Used for comedic effect.

"Mistah Vasquez?!"
"Suck a cack!!"

by Vanilla_Bear October 04, 2008

cack

the thing that hangs over your balls

do you wanna lick my cack and balls?

by purplemonky November 23, 2003

cack

Shit. Comes from slavic languages, cacashka (Russian)

Our beast made a cack in the kitchen

by matilda134 April 01, 2014

Cack

A variation of the word Cock used on gaming servers that do not allow profanity in order for the gamer to avoid being banned. Most oftenly used when repeating movie quotes from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Vitapimp: Mooby is a 1337 player because he loves the COCK!

Noob Admin: Stop using profanity or you will be banned!

Vitapimp: Sorry dude. Fear the CACK, it pwns joo!

by vitapimp June 10, 2008

cack

The long nuddle between your legs

1) OH my cack is so hard
2) that bitch sucked my cack really good
3) i stroked my cack really hard

by guag March 20, 2004