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Calistoga

The best domestically produced mineral water, much better than Perrier or that Italian stuff. Like some of the other better things there are to drink, it comes from the geothermal region of California's Wine Country.

Their regular, non-sparkling spring water is just re-branded Arrowhead water, which is the result of both Calistoga and Arrowhead having been bought out by Nestlé.
If you must have mineral water that's better than Calistoga, get Topo Chico from Mexico.
by Downstrike October 24, 2004
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Caistorville

Home to the riffiest of the rafs, located just 15 minutes south of Smithville, this town has spunk!!!! Love takin a day trip around the town, looking at everything it has to offer, including, Caistorville Golf Club, Levi's Cows, a couple drunk folks and some corn. The aroma of 1/3 manure, 1/3 weed (grown by the locals) and 1/3 murdered guy draws many crowds in for a night in the shop. Beware of the drunk drivers past 10am any day of the week.
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Caistorville
It's 11am on a Wednesday, WHY ARE YOU DRUNK?!... you smell like weed..
What? It's Caistorville, what do you expect?
by Smithville's Miracle February 5, 2018
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calistatube

person 1: "did you watch calistatube's newest video?"
person 2: "who's calistatube?"
person 1: "you know, the girl with the ugly blue wall."
person 2: "oh right! calistatube!"
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Camistry

The mutual great teamwork of two Actors in front of the camera
Omg Amber Heard and Jason Momoa don't have a great camistry...
by Malea L. April 22, 2022
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Calista

Very hot (you’ll fall in love at first sight without even trying) she has fat ass syndrome she’s been suffering with it her whole life, she loves jennymar more then anything. Extremely breath taking.
Oh wow look at calistas enormous ass I bet she can start earth quakes with it!
by #gayandproud July 1, 2022
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Calista

Calista is a name you would only encounter once in your life so if you find a Calista, keep her close!! Calista has beautiful eyes and her hair can be messy at times, and her real personality will show if she feels comfortable around you. She is soft but acts tough and is smart and loves to gain knowledge! She loves books with romance and violence and is not afraid to use her knowledge to her advantage. Calista is good at hiding her feelings so if you think she doesn’t like you, she probably does, although she does have high standards thanks to the romantic books she reads.
Boy 1: I like her but she probably doesn’t like me.

Boy 2: What is her name?
Boy 1: Calista.
Boy 2: I bet she likes you bro. Shoot your shot.
by Cali1360 July 19, 2022
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Carist

Someone who discriminates or judges another based on the type of car they drive. The ist is like the ist at the end of other words used to describe discrimination such as racist, sexist, genderist, weightist, etc.
Kyle: I saw her drive by in her Mercedes yesterday, she probably thinks she is better than everyone.

Frank: Dude you are such a carist!
by Hurican March 2, 2014
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