cabbage

type of marijuana that you can eat, it is often eaten to get you body stoned, usually only the parts that can't be smoked are eaten, this includes the stalks

i must have looked like such a freak, just sitting there eating cabbage from my pouch

by turnip whore April 6, 2007

cabbage

One who is all head (thinks and talks too much) and no ass (the ass to back it up)

That punk's got no ass. He's a cabbage.

by imonkey November 24, 2006

cabbage

A slang term used to describe a person's head

"smack him in his cabbage" -Ghost Face, Verbal Intercourse (Only Built 4 Cuban Links)

by F ta tha July 31, 2007

cabbage

n. A human baby. Coined by the late comedian Bill Hicks

"Oh, CHRIST. The bitch can't even spell the name of her trailer park, and she's going to pump out another goddamn cabbage?"

by Alecx Hunter September 4, 2005

Cabbage

Any extremely powerful shot in Foosball, often scored by the goalie and always accompanied by the sound of the ball smacking against the backplate of the goal.

"I hope you are hungry, because I just fed you some cabbage!"

by TerribleTrick December 11, 2007

cabbage

1. A leaf based vegetable, with green or purple leaves.

2. When used with reference to a person, a idiot, moron, retard, or most other insults.

1. A brought a mouldy cabbage.

2. Grant is such a cabbage.

by Scion April 15, 2004

Cabbage

When something is so redneck, that it's cool. A.K.A. something you would see down at the cabbage patch.

Damn! That cut-off plad shirt is cabbage.

by Anthony SeChrist April 21, 2006