cage kids

Kids that are meant to be locked up in a cage.

Unpopular kids. Not even normal. Scary. Usually part of their school's anime club or science fiction club

lack fashion sense.

Does not know what shampoo is.

usually given names like scary mary, baby gap boy, muffin top, BK, and ONDREY.

IF EVER CONFRONTED BY ONE CALL THE AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY ABOUT THE STRAY.

**if confronted by them on a regular basis... carry a die with more than six sides and toss to distract them. then run. you won't have to run fast as they are not that physically fit.

-That girl is looking like she lives in a dumpster.
-Yea, she hangs out with the cage kids.

by black betty16 January 28, 2009

Gorilla in the monkey cage

Refering to someone who will/can put the beat down on everyone in site. 2. Someone thats laid back but when needed or required will straighten some shit out.

After Jon realized what she had been doing behind his back, he told Denise; "Your messin' with the Gorilla in the monkey cage".

by Patrick L. August 23, 2006

Caged

The long term encasing of a penis to control the sexual drive of its owner. Usually a BDSM act or by those looking to enter long term celebate lifestyle within a mixed or same sex relationship

Samantha was deeply curious about Stuart's caged penis lifestyle

Steve was always caged before Debbie left town, he was always so attentive when she returned from her overseas trips

by Townsman December 29, 2014

cage potato

1. In a scientific experiment, a control group of subjects with limited stimuli or activity.
2. A vegetative individual.
3. A domesticated panda.

1. "A third group served as cage potato controls."
2. "I haven't seen Izzy in weeks; she's such a cage potato."
3. "You should watch the cage potatoes on the panda cam eat and sleep, and eat."

by truffz February 17, 2006

Cage the Elephant

An awesome band from Bowling Green, KY. Lead singer Matt Shultz and brother Brad Shultz started the band in 2005 where they were formerly known as Perfect Confusion. The band consists of Lead Singer: Matt Shultz, Rythym Guitar: Brad Shultz, Bass: Daniel Tichenor, Drummer: Jared Champion, Lead Guitar: Lincoln Parish. Their debut album is available now and they have a hit single Ain't No Rest for the Wicked and has reached #2 on the Modern Rock charts. Check them out they rule.

1. There ain't no rest for the wicked, 'till we close our eyes for good.

2. Person 1: Have you heard of Cage the Elephant?|

Person 2: isn't that shoving ur whole dick and balls in an ass?| Person 1: No you homo it's an awesome band quit looking at the faggot definition of Cage the Elephant!

by Elephantinthecage July 15, 2009

Caged Wisdom

1. Faux-philosophical musings.
2. A celebrity's shameless attempt to reap positive publicity following a brush with the law

After Martha Stewart's release from prison, she started selling her caged wisdom in the form of a new television program

by Paps May 24, 2007

Casge

The slang abbreviation for ‘Casual’.

I’m keeping it low-key and casge tonight because we have that costume party tomorrow night.

by Pandasan February 3, 2020