cubicle withdrawal

The feeling of nostalgia or profound melancholy as a result of moving from ones restrictive cubicle to a slightly less restrictive office. Generally caused by the increase in seclusion for other human beings due to higher walls and a door. Loneliness

Murph: "Ever since Stu got promoted and moved into his office, he has been peering over my cube. He's weirding me out!"

Joe: "Don't worry. It will pass. He just has cubicle withdrawal."

by A "Valued" Customer December 15, 2016

Cubicle Buddy

Someone who sits in the cubicle right next to you when there are plenty of other free cubicles.

Man, I just needed a few minutes peace and some idiot decided he wanted a cubicle buddy.

by !Maj December 18, 2013

Cubicle Soul Mate

A Cubicle Soul Mate is a person with whom one has a feeling of deep or natural affinity, similarity, spirituality, or compatibility at your place of work. Your Cubicle Soul Mate is one whom you get along with very well at work and have a deep trust and confidence in. You can trust them to keep your up to date with work issues and current office gossip. Your Cubicle Soul-Mate will always have your back weather work related or not. You can trust your Cubicle Soul Mate to give advice and tell you the truth when you need it and keep an ear out for any drama going down.

My Co-Worker Dorothy is my Cubicle Soul Mate. We are the best of friends at work and I know she will always have my back.

by Jaret Ray Miller October 11, 2012

Cubicle Warrior

The idiots on the other end of an email or work correspondence that can’t seem to do their menial jobs properly.

I don’t understand why this cubicle warriorhas so much trouble with this.

by Obscure Sarcasm November 9, 2017

cubicle vagina syndrome

when a male goes into a cubicle and sits down to have a piss and is consious that somebody outside may think hes got a fanny.

I walked into a toilet and could here a man having a piss he came out looking embarrased I think he probably had cubicle vagina syndrome

by Ca7p1e_lad June 17, 2011

Cubicle Thug

people who send smart ass work emails, but bitch up when you call them in response.

Tim: Jerry is sent me a real jerk email yesterday about the Smith account.

Mike: What did you do?
Tim: I called his office and asked him what his problem was.

Mike: What did he say?
Tim: He claimed I miss read the tone of his email....really he was just being a Cubicle Thug.

by aStatesman August 23, 2011

Cubicle Carstop

The intense traffic jam experienced when an office-wide meeting calls everyone out of their cubicle and funnels them into the same meeting room.

Most often used by The Man to further the goals of The Establishment by wasting precious time.

The meeting was scheduled to start at 6:15, but Cubicle Carstop kept it from beginning until 7.

by The Real Life Roach October 13, 2010