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throat clearing

*ahem* throat clearing is an asexual phallic symbol. but on a more serious note - the action of throat clearing is similar to the action of yawning. it just so happens that throat clearing seems to carry connotations opposite to those of yawning. yawning says things like "we get along so well that we don't even need to talk" whereas coughing says things like "our relationship is sick". of course there are those who use the word sick in a positive manner of speaking...share the wealth and stuff...you know.
every once in awhile these things happen:

=: socialized throat clearing (coughing) during extracurricular activities.
=: sickness . know?
=: burping (often...or after a good meal...or on the alphabet fuck || farm -> a.k.a. communication).
=: sometimes you have to control the weather and blow the buggers out of the water...and out of your life. |who sunk my battle ship|can guide/disarm a missile using their 1337 mind control over red negative energy||
=: spraying it, not saying it, yet in a semi-appropriate (or perhaps merely an uncontested) manner.
*aher*
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by simonizer June 2, 2008
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Creaming

A person who’s gay that tells you to look up the word creaming on urban dictionary
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Creaming Soda

A variant of the Jam Donut, in which you ejaculate into your partner's mouth, get them to blow bubbles with the semen and then proceed to punch them in the nose so that their blood mixes with the bubbly semen. Hence a "Creaming Soda"
Hey dude, I tried the jam donut once but I stepped it up a notch with my girlfriend the other day cause I figured I just liked creaming soda better.
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creaming

Go away man, im creaming
Oh sorry dude
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Creaming her clock

To ejaculate in a girl's face.
Allison: "I can't believe JJ's boyfriend email broke up with her!"
Kris: "Yeah that's worse than creaming her clock!"
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ice creaming

when someone talks shit about someone else because they don't have the guts to say it to their face. There is also a variety of different flavors. Pistachio is saying something a little bad and rocky road is the worst form, mint chip is somewhere in the middle.
Scharf was rocky road ice creaming about the UFC fighter because the fighter dissed his mom.
by JWoof May 5, 2010
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creaming off

Ejaculating. The seminal emmision secreted during sexual activity.
"Hey how'd you get on with Julie last night"?

"God she's gorgeous isn't she? I only started getting her knickers off and I.. I COULDN'T HELP IT.. I started creaming off all over her face I was that excited"
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