crotch chop

The signature taunt of the professional wrestling tag team D-Generation X. It is done by putting you arms in an "X" formation by your crotch. It means "suck it" figuratively.
D-Generation X crotch choped Vince McMahon, the creator of WWE.
by Danny L. January 10, 2007
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crotch cake

Joey: Hey Jim, do you like crotch cake?

Jim: No, the thorns go all over my face every time I eat some.
by pokerjuicer September 25, 2009
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crotch beast

Term used to describe annoying little kids, especially in movie theaters.
If someone doesn't shut that little crotch beast up, burnination will ensue.
by W00t February 13, 2004
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crotch nubbin

something that grows on your crotch when you don't wash well
Oh shit! I have a crotch nubbin!
by Confobbler May 28, 2022
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trucker crotch

the combination scent of anus and ball sack commonly obtained after spending many hours driving or being in a car.
After driving his eighteen wheeler across the country. Hank's date took off his pants and realized he had a bad case of trucker crotch.
by closed call February 06, 2010
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crotch jockey

1.one who is continuously working to come in contact with the crotch of the opposite gender.
2.one who loves sex.
3.quite literally a crotch rider.
"Chris got 3 chicks last night. Hes such a crotch jockey."
by England June 20, 2005
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Crotch boxer

An overzealous Bikini waxer who causes bruising to the region.
Oh my god! I was checking out my wax in the mirror and noticed a huge bruise! It looks like I've been cooter punched!

I'll never go back to that woman--she's a total crotch boxer.
by sassmaster17 July 23, 2010
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