Hank's razor 

If you have a sociological phenomenon with a seemingly unrelated correlation being theorized, it can be better explained by socioeconomic status.

Hank's Razor states that people who play racket sports liver longer, because they're rich and can afford healthcare, not because they play racket sports.

Hank's razor by SinginWes July 10, 2023

Hank's Razor 

A variation on Occam's Razor devised by Hank Green theorizing that if an anomaly in society can be explained by socioeconomic status, it's probably that, rather than whatever obscure detail the anomaly is trying to measure.

Does playing racquet sports make people who play them live longer than everyone else? No, Hank's Razor indicates that people who play racquet sports are more likely to be wealthy and have better access to health care.

Hank's Razor by Zijayar July 19, 2023

Hank's razor 

A philosophical hypothesis that any apparent health benefits in a scientific study, unless already ruled out, is probably due to wealth and income of the healthier group.

"The study on racket sports implied that they lead to longer lives, but Hank's razor says that's probably because only rich jerks play them."

Hank's razor by Callordin July 18, 2023

Hank's Hill

A hill of or belonging to Hank.

All the child's ren climb up Hank's Hill

Hank's Hill by TheUltimateJaywalker October 4, 2016

Hank's Root Beer 

The best freakin' soda for any Eastie Beasty out there. Plus I know the guy (or my rockin friend Liam does) so I can get us hooked up!

Have you guy's ever heard of Hank's Root Beer?! It's so good and I actually know the owner.

Hank's Root Beer by Meatcringe February 24, 2021

hank schrader 

A decent guy who isn't as smart as his brother in law. Eventually he gets on the wrong side of "the danger." It's a sad story.

Marie Schrader: You're ordering a new rock?
Hank Schrader: I'm *bidding* on a new *mineral.*

hank schrader by Lars Norsk May 27, 2015

Hank Scorpio 

The coolest guest character to ever appear on the Simpsons. Appeared in the episode "You only move twice." Voiced by Albert Brooks.

Hank - But, Homer, on your way out, if you wanna kill somebody, it would help a lot.

Hank Scorpio by BM December 8, 2004