cp

1) Child Pornography.
2) In loose terms: Photography or any form of imagery which features children in compromising positions or in positions which could be interpreted as sexual by the mind of the viewer.
3) Any photograph in the Internet of a child under 12 years of age or younger.
4) Not to be confused with jb (jail bait).

-"Is that a cp folder in your computer?!!!"

-"Hell no, that's my baby sister's birthday party."

by "A" June 15, 2008

CPS

Who the kids in my basement escape to try to call.

(Random gamer): "Gotta go check on the kids in my basement before they call CPS"
*Random Gamer has disconnected*

by Backward-Drawback January 28, 2021

CPS

CPS (Confused Penis Syndrome) - Akwardly arousing situations may cause a CPS.

The following examples might cause a CPS
1. Seeing yourself with the change sex filter
2. 70 year old nip slip
3. Lola Bunny
3. Kim Possible

by BoiMich69 February 21, 2022

CPS

Clown Point System.

A point system that calculates how much of a clown someone is

Person 1: **Does something stupid

Person 2: That’s 25 clown points for the CPS!

by niteflyer March 11, 2020

cps

Cumshots Per Second
A sexual arousal measuring scale.

That girl is totally a 5 cps.

by Monsieur C May 8, 2014

cps

chronic pussy syndrome - when someone is being a total pussy

“Bro she’s being a total bitch!”
“Nah you just have cps”

by cykjhdduk July 23, 2019

cp

competitive programming

tourist is best in competitive programming! He is really CP god

by coderbot August 4, 2019