COVID-19

Annoying-ass little virus that is trying to wipe out the human race. Can now be transmitted between humans and minks.
"Fucking COVID-19!! I caught it from an expensive weasel!!!"
by Assistant to the Weeb Lord November 18, 2020
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COVID-19

Pual: Yo Danny, I got COVID-19.

Danny: Awh shit man that'll fuck your shit up.
by venus'cock April 14, 2020
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Covid-19

a stupid virus killing the old and keeping young from school
Covid-19 wow that is um yeah, Covid-19 shut the earth down!
by LaMO gAnG March 31, 2020
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COVID-19

Something that has killed millions of people, but hasn’t been arrested yet
Uhh, Idk what to write here, but i think you get the point of COVID-19, if not, wake up from the rock u are under :/
by SpiritedFox November 30, 2020
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Covid-19, coronavirus, is a virus that started spreading in China late 2019. The virus spreads very fast, and made it to the US in about 3 months. The whole world is lock down because of how contagious this virus actually is. All the schools have been cancelled and everyone is going insane at home. Oh also, everybody bought all of the damn toilet paper.
Covid-19 is causing so much unneeded chaos.
by backhandsprings April 13, 2020
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Covid 19

A mental illness fueled by government propaganda, leading the masses to believe they are at risk of dying or killing other people. There for forcing people to rely on pharmaceutical companies for their health and wellness
Covid 19 will be extremely beneficial to some of the wealthiest people in the world.
by The man Dan 456 April 07, 2021
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COVID-19

The planetary equivalent of someone who suffered a heart attack that nearly killed them—which often arises due to zero exercise, unhealthy diet, or high-stress lifestyle—because earthlings made bad choices like deforesting and polluting the earth, ignoring the poor and the marginalized, and overspending on the military but underspending on health care systems.
COVID-19 exposes how fragile global supply chains are, how under-funded health or medical systems worldwide are, and how vulnerable the poor and marginalized in both developed and developing countries are.
by MathPlus March 11, 2021
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