Conspiracy Theory

The new SPOILER ALERT. After the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic where the majority of the theories deemed to be conspiracy actually happened or were proven to be true, the word got its new meaning since those theories being called "conspiracy theory" will probably happen a couple of months later.

Conspiracy theory (SPOILER ALERT): We will have vaccine passports.

Conspiracy theory (SPOILER ALERT): The virus was lab-made.

Conspiracy theory (SPOILER ALERT): Vaccinated people will still get infected and be able to spread the virus.

by J B10 January 1, 2022

Conspiracy Theorist

Pseudo intellectuals who say what the minority of people say to appear as smart.

Conspiracy theorist: The earth is flat! NASA's a lie. Covid is a plandemic, science is a hoax! Wake up sheeple!

by Jeffy Jeffy who lives on Jeffy May 25, 2021

conspiracy on the big gay

What if we're all born with the Big Gay and some people just get over it eventually.

Person 1 : Have you read my conspiracy on the big gay, its marvelous
Person 2 : Heck yeah! You're so right, and to be honest i can feel the Big Gay inside me right now ;)
Person1 : well thats a big yikes from me DAWG!
Person2: Well no offence but islam is a religion of peace.
Person1: Understandable, have a wonderful day
Person2: Too late now, My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

by Thot express September 18, 2018

conspiracy to commit a crime

Conspiracy to commit a crime is when you are planning to do an unlawful crime.

2: I will kidnap you
1: wtf
1: thats conspiracy to commit a crime

by Duck0321 June 14, 2019

Conspiracy parrot

The term used to describe a conspiracy theorist who overuses unoriginal and uninspiring terms such as "sheep" in a pointless effort to further their own view

Person: you're wearing a mask? You're such a sheep
Person 2: ugh not another conspiracy parrot repeating the whole sheep thing

by TatertotTheScot December 16, 2020

Conspiracy Colin

Someone who lives in a cheap caravan and spends his day doing giant shits whilst on Facebook looking at conspiracy theories. Also likes arguing with every fucker on the internet about COVID-19. Also similar in meaning to 'conspiratard'.

Have you heard the latest bullshit being pedaled by Conspiracy Colin? What an absolute witless pissflap!

by Escape The Knagging September 7, 2021

Conspiracy Theorist

A phrase made up and used as a buzzword by shady people such as left wing radicals or government officials in order to signal their supporters and followers to doubt, disbelieve, discredit, distrust, ignore, silence and slander witnesses that call them out for their dishonest, shady dark agendas.

Anybody who says that co-vid was create in a lab is a Conspiracy Theorist and shouldn't be taken seriously

by CT Mason March 17, 2023