Commit Sayori

When the main character does not love you anymore. #depressed #emo

Person 1: Hey I think I'm gonna go commit Sayori.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: HE DOES NOT LOVE ME ANYMORE *fucking dies*

by YouHaveMommyIssues June 9, 2022

Commit to the Hit

A phrase used to call out someone who is about to smoke, yet they are rambling on because of their crunk state of mind. If the phrase is shouted by anybody in the room, the person who is talking with the smoking device must immediately take their hit.

Ron: (Talking about nothing in particular while holding a bowl) I went to the store and bought some eggs. Then I saw Jessica behind the counter...
Fred: Dude, commit to the hit.
Ron Takes Hit

by Tumie08 June 19, 2010

commit stop living

gay die

i am gay i want die
i want to commit stop living

gay

by MyRealNameIs Die July 25, 2018

commit die

commit die commit die commit die

commit die is a meme idiot

by gsbl November 15, 2019

Commit a felony

Rollin a fatty with U.S. currency.

"I got the dollar, you got the weed."- Jay
"Who wants to commit a felony?"- Bob

by bob blazin September 20, 2009

commit-push-run

When you commit source code to the repository as the last thing you do that day, weekday or before vacation.

Finally friday. And I just did commit-push-run so it's definitely time to go home.

by n3Mo_ July 16, 2010

Commit to the Mitt

A lifelong dedication to self pleasure.

"Man that Mike watches porn constantly. He really has commit to the mitt."

by Jbb223 January 1, 2014