hefty chonk

A hefty chonk is usually a cat which is so fat it can barely do anything normally.

me: OH LAWD HE COMING,

guy: who?

me: THE HEFTY CHONK

by peggy_the_chink September 22, 2019

chonk

an extremely hot,attractive, and desirable female, usually posessing a donk

that girl is chonk ... im gonna hit that.

by chonkanddonk December 8, 2004

Chonk chart

A scientifically accurate scale to measure the chonkiness of a cat.

Leo is very fat, he's high on the chonk chart.

by Leothechonkermao November 24, 2021

Chinker chonk

A dirogitory word for an Asian.

Those damn chinker chonks got ahold of my dog again.

by Grandmaster Z January 8, 2017

Chonk

An amalgamation of "choong" (meaning good, beautiful, heavy) and "tonk" (meaning large). Used a lot in terms of drugs

"I picked up a Q from Lengs the other day, it was chonk"

or

"You can always get good cheng from him, its £25 a G but its chonk"

by Brian Sewell Leng Man Fe Dem November 25, 2006

chonk a knob

verb: to chew on a dick

noun: a nibbler; a girl who makes what should an amazing sexual act hell

verb: Guy 1: "Dude, you suck at everything."
Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up man. Just go chonk a knob."

noun: Guy 1: "How was Stacy last night?"
Guy 2: "Man, she a chonkaknob."
Guy 1: "Ouch. For how long?"
Guy 2: "I busted her dome before she could finish."

by Jako Kot January 11, 2008

chonked in the dot

Literally - fucked in the arse.
Metaphorically - screwed over, cheated

That car service cost me a grand. I got chonked in the dot.

by Sweet Electrical Hum October 18, 2008