A penis that is as fat as it is long is a chode. The gooch is the area between the ass and the balls. There is no doubt about this. I don't know why people keep on arguing that gooch and chode are synonymus! They're not!
GOOCH - area between crotch and ass
CHODE - chubby dick
GOOCH - area between crotch and ass
CHODE - chubby dick
by Ana Elena October 29, 2005
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After a jog down the beach, my girlfriend likes to cool me down by rubbing my chode with a cool washcloth.
by Chris Remple May 13, 2005
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Choad
/chohd/ n. Synonym for `penis' used in alt.tasteless and
popularized by the denizens thereof. They say: "We think maybe it's
from Middle English but we're all too damned lazy to check the OED."
I'm not. It isn't. --ESR This term is alleged to have been
inherited through 1960s underground comics, and to have been
recently sighted in the Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of
the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have confirmed that
`choad' is in fact an Indian vernacular word equivalent to `fuck';
it is therefore likely to have entered English slang via the British
Raj.
Source: Jargon File 4.2.0
/chohd/ n. Synonym for `penis' used in alt.tasteless and
popularized by the denizens thereof. They say: "We think maybe it's
from Middle English but we're all too damned lazy to check the OED."
I'm not. It isn't. --ESR This term is alleged to have been
inherited through 1960s underground comics, and to have been
recently sighted in the Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of
the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have confirmed that
`choad' is in fact an Indian vernacular word equivalent to `fuck';
it is therefore likely to have entered English slang via the British
Raj.
Source: Jargon File 4.2.0
by WebMage June 4, 2003
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Not to be confuse with Choda (Area between ass and ass) ,which is pronounced "Choh-dah" instead of "Choh-dh"
Not to be confuse with Choda (Area between ass and ass) ,which is pronounced "Choh-dah" instead of "Choh-dh"
by JeffZhang August 21, 2006
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by mario kart August 21, 2006
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Can be spelled "chode" or "choad". Either is acceptable and they mean the same thing.
Chode- A penis that is wider than it is long OR just a short, fat penis.
Can be spelled "chode" or "choad". Either is acceptable and they mean the same thing.
Chode- A penis that is wider than it is long OR just a short, fat penis.
"Man, did you see that guy in that porno? His chode was so fat I didn't think the girl would have been able to fit it in her mouth!"
"DSL, my brother, DSL."
"DSL, my brother, DSL."
by Chode_Dweller February 16, 2009
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