chick-fil-atio

The term used to describe the act of orally pleasuring a male with one's tongue, mouth, and/or lips after consuming a Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwich, leaving the recipient's genitalia covered in grease and peanut oil.

Worker: How can I help you?
Customer: I'll take a large Chick-Fil-A sandwich to go. I'm hoping to get some chick-fil-atio on the drive home. No pickles.

by Colonpls February 5, 2015

chick ultra

The act of drinking a michelob ultra and being a guy.

Nice chick ultra john, does it come with a purse?

by Jcolt November 15, 2013

chick crack

Astrology, palm reading, cosmos quizzes, and all that mystical bullshit that guys use to get girls saying 'wow, that's interesting'
it can also be stories that make them respond emotionally.

AFC: how did you get to lay her so fast man?
PUA: i just fed her some chick crack and she was all over me!

by Jai614 July 23, 2006

Chick-fil-atio

Giving or receiving a gayboy glory-hole blowjob in a Chick-fil-a bathroom stall.

Dan Cathy sure delivers the best chick-fil-atio in his restaurants' bathrooms--except on Sunday.

by JonFondle July 27, 2012

Chick McGee

sports reporter on the bob and tom show and lifelong Redskins fan

Chick McGee is a great sports reporter and is also a very funny comedian.

by Michael_Hunt June 28, 2008

Chick soft

To cancel or alter your training workouts to date a hot girl. Or stop completely because of a full blown relationship. Causing the victim to loose his edge..........

Ever since Jon starting hanging with that girl from work, he got chick soft. When we got to Peru he couldn't climb that damn mountain.

by jvermin September 26, 2007

Chick Churping

The female equivalent of mansplaining.

Tattle tales will often ensue.

You listen to Beyonce and say it's so groundbreaking . . . I think it's just chick churping.

by ye olde internet April 27, 2022