J.S.T.F.U.A.C.M.O.W.M

“Just shut the fuck up and come make out with me.”

Girl/guy:”J.S.T.F.U.A.C.M.O.W.M”
Guy/girl: “hell yeah!”

by Big boothbuttcheems August 6, 2023

H.M.F.W.I.C.

Head Mother F***er What's In Charge
The boss-man, as often as not the informal leader; the guy who know's what's going on & can make things happen

Roger: Who's the hell's the H.M.F.W.I.C. here today?
Mike: That'd be CB

by talce March 28, 2010

A.F.S.C.M.E.

1. American Federation of State County and Municipal Employees (AFSCME)

2. Another Fucking Scam Concocted by Mediocre Employees

3. A so called "labor union" that is really just an excuse for government employees to sit around all day, peform no labor whatsoever, complain and treat taxpayers like crap.

4. The reason lazy, rude, incompetent public employees can't be fired.

Taxpayer 1: You know that gal at the "service" counter was a complete bitch again today. Why don't they fire her. She can't do her job.

Taxpayer 2: A.F.S.C.M.E.

by taxpayersunite April 4, 2009

L.m.f.y.f.u.I.c.o.I

Let me fuck your face until I cum on it

Only freaks understand this “L.M.F.Y.F.U.I.C.O.I

by Youfmu December 14, 2021

O.M.F.I.C.

Old Mother Fucker in Charge

This Guy Has Owned This Company For Over 50 Years, He's the O.M.F.I.C.

by the big wolf July 13, 2023

o.m.f.i.c.

I own my own business, and have for years. I started out as the BULL with the BIG NUTS . Then as the years went by, I became , the MOTHER FUCKING DECIDER. Eventually I earned the title H.M.F.I.C. The years have flown by, I am now in my 70s, I still have big nuts But now I Am the O.M.F.I.C.

That guy with the big nuts, is getting old . He's The O.M.F.I.C. ( OLD MOTHER FUCKER IN CHARGE) .

by Richard ( Dick ) Gozinia October 30, 2023

R.M.F.U.S.C

Ride my face until she cums

I want her to r.m.f.u.s.c, then cuddle and fall asleep 😫

All I ever want is her to r.m.f.u.s.c.

by Chantellenbottom January 5, 2024