butmunch

your a but munch and thats that

your a butmunch

by potatolovar June 11, 2019

buttmunk

Person devoted to a higher power who enjoys being alone, likes looking at male butts, but realizes they can not touch.

Dwane became a buttmunk years ago thinking that it would make his life better, but relized after several years of staring at Sam's supple buns he would never be able to fullfill his celibacy vow.

by Sparky-in-Iowa May 20, 2007

Butt Munch

Someone who wears trousers that hang too tightly around the arse. The trousers are usually so tight, that it appears the the persons butt is actually munching on their trousers. It is not a pretty sight.

Related illnesses: Ankle Swingers, which often accompanies Butt Munching, or the type of person who it prone to Butt Munching.

"Oh my god, see that guys trousers!"
"Euw, Butt Munch"
"Those cheeks are going to start talking to us in a moment!"

by lolbeans May 17, 2008

butmunch

the art munching bums

omg walsh what are you doing......wait dont tell me your butmunching!!!

by Joshua Priceington October 29, 2007

banana buttcrunch

Inserting a banana long-ways between your ass cheeks and squeezing as tightly as possible. The only successful banana buttcrunch is one that caused the inner banana to launch out the side of the peel.

OH shit son, how are you so good at doing a banana buttcrunch!?

by TTTHeeeh Juggernaut June 3, 2006

buttmuncher

a person who wishes to munch upon butts.

that kid over there jordenn martins; is a buttmuncher.

by .katelyn January 2, 2010

butmuncher

A homosapien who consumes the gluteus maximus of human beings.

Krystal is a butmuncher because she was eating someones but.

by Kriss&Te April 24, 2008