by obie October 27, 2003
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Prounouced buth-ole, he is the patron saint of defecation. In times of constipation, one prays to him and consumes offerings of coffee and/or lubes up one's anus with vaseline as a sacrament to him. When defecation occurs, this is called 'a visit from Saint Butthole'. His imminent arrival is often signaled by pungent flatulation.
"Sorry about the mess, dude. I hadn't shit in three days, but when i did Saint Butthole visited me with a vengeance!"
"Saint Butthole, I apply this vaseline to my anus in the hope that you will send me a glorious poo that will be smoothly and cleanly delivered from my butt..."
"Saint Butthole, I apply this vaseline to my anus in the hope that you will send me a glorious poo that will be smoothly and cleanly delivered from my butt..."
by Professor Poo January 12, 2008
Get the Saint Butthole mug.The act of ejaculating into your sexual partners mouth from a distance. Distance of 15 centimetres or below is a tiny dean, 15-30 centimetres is a standard dean, 30 centimetres and up is a deano.
Alasta: Me and Jonny had a great time last night, we gotta little drunk and i gave him a gobbie.
Max: Did you two do some bettioling?
Alasta: Yeh he did a fucking awesome deano.
Max: Did you two do some bettioling?
Alasta: Yeh he did a fucking awesome deano.
by theblackprinceoflrosannaTS July 21, 2011
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