1 definition by funnyfella55
Butthole Rabbits are one foot tall, hairy, doughnut shaped creatures that walk on miniature butt cheeks, communicate through fart noises and live under the rule of the Butthole Rabbit king. They come from an alternate universe and the only food they can eat are small red berries that cause sonic diarrhea. Butthole Rabbits usually spend their time doing butt-related activities, such as Rugby, Ass-kicking, participating in Flatulent Orchestras, fornication, eating, and most of all, torturing others.
Ryan, a leading scientist in buttology, led an exploration team into an alternate universe, where he discovered the Butthole Rabbits, before disappearing on their home world, and was never found. Rumors suggest that he had died of sonic diarrhea after being captured and forced to eat the berries which his butthole couldn't handle and he blew out his sphincter, unlike the rabbits who were already adapted to the berries effects.
by funnyfella55 October 26, 2012