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Bettioling 

The act of ejaculating into your sexual partners mouth from a distance. Distance of 15 centimetres or below is a tiny dean, 15-30 centimetres is a standard dean, 30 centimetres and up is a deano.
Alasta: Me and Jonny had a great time last night, we gotta little drunk and i gave him a gobbie.

Max: Did you two do some bettioling?

Alasta: Yeh he did a fucking awesome deano.
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Buttholing 

The act of pulling your sweatshirt strings as tight as they can go where only your mouth is showing so you can breathe.
When I go to bed I like to engage in buttholing. It is super comfy!
Buttholing by DankBudz March 23, 2018
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buttilingus

the act of licking a partners butthole with your tongue. balallala
Man, I gave Sherrie buttilingus last week, and I still taste shit!
buttilingus by Lucoid March 7, 2008

buttholing 

A minority sport that has many similarities to 'potholing'. Characterised by men with helmets squeezing into tight, damp spaces for the purposes of recreational exploration.

In the UK one of the best places to go potholing is in The Peak District where one of the most popular underground systems that can be explored is called "Giant's Hole."

It can be a risky sport, caves can flood and sudden attacks of claustrophobia can happen. Getting lost, or sustaining injury are concerns too.

In Southern England, the public toilets around the city of Brighton provide many good locations for buttholers to try out.
"Yo Tinkerbelle, before you go buttholing with your new boyfriend, tie a rope round yo'self for safety."
buttholing by Wizards Sleeve July 16, 2008

Buttholingus 

I'm looking for a girl who can give me some buttholingus.
Buttholingus by Barbranicle April 15, 2023

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026