Incoherent Babbling 

Texts messages that don't make sense. Usually sent while drunk, high, hopped up on drugs, or a combination of all three.

Incoherent Babbling Text- Ex: You make boyz in the hood look like little rascals.

Incoherent Babbling by drunkandstupid October 18, 2010

babbling 

To talk foolishly or idly; chatter

What are you babbling about?

babbling by Yniikalna December 5, 2013

Babbling Idiot 

Stupid gibberish talk, dumb-ass chatter, talking for the sake of talking even if they have nothing to say or anything productive to add to the conversation. Babbling idiots will also talk to themselves if no one else is around or if they are being ignored.

Our new person is a babbling idiot, she talks like she has just won the word lottery. She has nothing to say and seldom makes sense BUT JUST HAS TO KEEP ON FUCKING TALKING!!!

Babbling Idiot by S. S. D. January 12, 2009

bubblin’ brown 

taking a loose stool

Once I start wet-poofin’, next thing you know I’ll be bubblin’ brown.

bubblin’ brown by dan.thedongle February 15, 2019

bumbling buffoon 

A bumbling buffoon is someone who wakes up in the morning and bumbles around not having any direction whatsoever. He needs to do many unimportant things like take the trash across the property and poop. And he takes about three hours to do it. A bumbling buffoon takes forever to do anything. It takes him twenty minutes just to pay for a parking meter because he has to search through his car for change when he could just use his debit card. He makes everyone wait around for him because he thinks that his mission is priority when we're all just waiting for him to get it together so we can have our pancakes and go already.

"I'll get up in twenty minutes." Twenty minutes later: "I have to poop. I have to transfer my pictures..." And then the "bumbling buffoon" says, "oh, I have to call the operator." He makes everyone wait for his bumbling around buffoonery before they can carry on with life.

bumbling buffoon by mhorndisk April 3, 2016

Bumbling Idiot

One who's brain has gone bonkers and says whatever comes to the person's head

As soon as the bumbling idiot spoke, people gave up on life and decided to move to Antartica

Bumbling Idiot by bubblyfairy755 December 9, 2017

babbling buffoon 

someone who is an embarrassment / clown or just someone stupid.

Jessica is a babbling buffoon. How does she think that Jake likes her!? He's gay.

babbling buffoon by biathegiant January 25, 2022